There was a very brief moment when I was going to write about something informative that has nothing to do with penises… Then I saw these three seemingly squeaky-clean college boys abusing a trashy bottom bitch whore, fucking him raw and cumming onto his thoroughly […]
Category: Hot Guys
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Beard Me Now: Fab Magazine Does Facial Hair
This week, the behind-the-scenes video from FAB magazine’s “Beards” issue made the rounds on the gay blogs. It wasn’t until hot Fleshbot slut Bradford Matthews called me out on Twitter that I actually paid any attention to it, but holy testicles, I am so glad that I […]
Flashback Friday: Chad Douglas
While browsing through Boy Culture‘s insanely well-researched list of the 125 Hottest Gay Porn Stars—which you should all go check out immediately—it occurred to us that we’ve never featured legendary gay porn star Chad Douglas in our Flashback Friday series. Okay, that’s a huge lie! Chad […]
Everything Butt: Marcus Ruhl
I will never stop being fascinated by the magnificent ass-quake that occurs every time Marcus Ruhl gets fucked doggystyle. With each thrust made toward his sex-starved hole, we all get to witness his thick, lightly hairy cheeks jiggling in a hypnotic fashion that’d make any top […]
Twink Tank: Misha Akunin
Do not be alarmed! Do not adjust your computer screens! And, perhaps most importantly, do not put your dicks back into your pants! This is an emergency edition of our Twink Tank series, brought to you by my extreme desire to slam the living daylights […]
Lincoln Gates Pumps A Load Out of Anthony Clark
Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m the type of guy who doesn’t like to blow until my bottom’s fully satisfied. This makes me highly incompatible with dudes who are like “GIVE ME ALL YOUR CUM!”, because honestly, I’d much rather pump multiple loads […]
10 Blog Posts I Didn’t Write This Morning
This adorable picture of Jimmy Fanz putting a piece of sausage into his mouth almost inspired me to write a dumb blog entry about how he should put my penis in his mouth instead. Oh hey! Have you ever wondered about what doesn’t make the […]
The Ten: Justice Joslin Spends Five Weeks On Top
Talk about endurance! Fuzzy model Justice Joslin has claimed the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment” for his fifth consecutive week, keeping out former champion Arnaud Dehaynin (until his retirement from the countdown) and taking down a combination of Ray Santiesteban, Sergei, Charlie Harding […]
Victor Garber’s Boyfriend Is Hawt
Victor Garber being gay wasn’t a huge revelation. Except to my husband. Last night he turns to me and goes “Victor Garber’s GAY?!?” Mr. Harvey doesn’t follow the celebrity gossip bullshit (he’s a Mac-head and likes classical music, Pixar, and bands from Canada), so it’s […]
Paul Wagner Is Still Handsome.
Don’t worry! Paul Wagner, the most handsome man in the universe, is still very handsome. We could understand if you were concerned, given that he doesn’t appear on camera with his dick shoved up his hairy ass nearly as often as he should (also known […]






