Marlon Wayans has a small (but very charming) role in the new Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy cop flick The Heat. Logically, this inspired me to dig up some old stills of his butt in the 1998 film Senseless. While these might be fifteen years […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
“Twelve Fucks And A Funeral” Continues, Remains Absolutely Ridiculous
Well, we already spoiled the ending for you, but here’s the continuation of UK Naked Men‘s utterly bonkers gay porn series 12 Fucks And A Funeral. The first episode kicked things off with Riley Tess and Matt Brookes mourning their dear friend JP Dubois by […]
Joe Gage’s “Dad Gets Into Trouble” Tackles More Taboos, Solidifies Allen Silver’s Status As Gay Porn’s Ultimate Silver Daddy.
How do you get more taboo than a father fucking his own son? The power team of Joe Gage and Allen Silver do their best in Dad Gets Into Trouble, the third installment of the extremely popular series that began with Dad Takes A Fishing […]
Mike De Marko Was Last Week’s Hottest Cock Slut.
Despite my enthusiasm back in November, it would be a stretch for Mike De Marko to dethrone Johnny Rapid and become 2013’s Hottest Cock Slut. He would have to do triple penetration, quadruple penetration or something insane to accomplish that… Maybe he’d have to take […]
Quickie: Robert Walter
Model Robert Walter looks like a combination of the last two guys who played Superman. At least that’s the first thing that came to mind to write about him. To be honest, it’s getting more difficult to come up with synonyms for “hot” again. “Papaballs” […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Dario Beck
You’ll notice that the majority of this year’s Cock-A-Doodle Do Me posts have placed extra emphasis on the “do me” part, as we abandon the “bigger is better” mantra to focus on men of varying length, girth and shape who just seem like they’d be […]
Bi The Way: Czech Hunter Brings In A Lady (And, Duh, A Big Dick Too)
Finally! Our oft-neglected (but surprisingly popular) Bi The Way series can excel beyond entirely heterosexual Vinny Castillo scenes and dumb teasers about Cody Cummings. The good folks at Czech Hunter have brought us some actual bisexual action, in which a young twink eats pussy, sucks […]
Your Latest TV Crush: Redaric Williams
I’ve been trying to tell you guys that soap operas only hire hot people. Who cares if they can act or not, we’re trying to moisten genitals here! That’s Mr. Redaric Williams. He’s on CBS’ The Young and the Restless, causing drama with that sickening […]
Three’s Company: Derek Parker Does Double-Penetration With Paul Stack & Timo Swift
For someone with such a shitty memory, it’s strange that I can recall that Derek Parker had never been double-penetrated on (or off) camera before working with Dirty Tony. The tattooed, muscular gay porn star revealed this in an Oral Only scene from a few […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Tan Lines, My Vacation & Robin Thicke’s (Allegedly) Big Dick
I’m back! Most of you probably didn’t even realize that I headed out on vacation, because J. Harvey and Lawrence did such a good job of holding down the fort while I was gone. They brought you awesome posts about tan lines and Robin Thicke‘s […]











