Good morning, Ryan Ferguson. Today’s Morning Wood comes with an amazing story from last year of a guy wrongly convicted of murder and then becoming super hot once he was out. You can read the whole story and see more pics over over at Wicked […]
Category: Hot Guys
No, literally. It’s just hot guys in here.
Morning Wood: May 10, 2016
Good morning, beardy musclefucker. I don’t know your actual name, although I suspect that this is your London escort ad, so I’m gonna call you Samuel for lack of a better option. But damn, daddy. With shoulders and arms like that, I’ll be glad to […]
Did I Just Almost Cry At a Porn Trailer?
I clicked to watch this because I like Trey Turner, and then suddenly it’s got this sad-ass story and music from a Lifetime movie! How was I not gonna choke up a little bit when Trey’s making that puppy face and huggin on some dude […]
Sean Cody’s Caleb
I don’t know what to tell you about this one. He’s so cute. I feel like Quinn Morgandorfer being only able to describe anything about this boy as “cuuuute.” I kept waiting for something horrible to happen, like one of his teeth fell out or he […]
Morning Wood: May 9, 2016
Good fucken morning, Vonteris. You are completely flawless and I am impressed. What a nice opener to a Monday: You can follow Vonteris on twitter here, but I’m not totally sure what his deal is. No naked dudes or dick pics in his TL, […]
All Of This Is A+
Sometimes it’s easy to think of a bunch of things to say about stuff that I watch because it’s really good. We haven’t spent much time during my reign here talking about the Men.com suite of smut sites, and that’s totally my fault. I forget […]
Morning Wood: May 8, 2016
Good morning, Olimpio Alves, you furry, Brazilian bastard. Even though I could find his facebook and instagram (and I think his LinkedIn) I can’t for the life of me sort out what this guy does, other than be muscly and hot. Which is a job. […]
Ass Friends, Part 3: The Ass Friendiest
Yes, I still know that it isn’t called “Ass Friends.” Save it for the courtroom, Judge Reinhold. But Hot House‘s latest (last?) chapter of the compelling Ass Fiends series features Micah Brandt, yet again, and all I can assume is that everyone at HH is […]
Morning Wood: May 7, 2016
Good morning, Bel Ami beauty, Hoyt Kogan. These are some throwback pics and a quick video, but I’m on a Bel Ami tear this week and I can’t get enough smooth skinned, pouty lipped youths (and big uncut dicks), for some reason. So here we […]
Morning Wood: May 6, 2016
Good morning, glorious uncircumcised penis. It’s Friday, and that thing is veiny and epic and amazing. And that tattoo looks suscpiously familiar, but I can’t place it: Do you know who this magnificent member belongs to? Good morning! – tyler











