I want to have his children when someone makes that a thing. I want to be his whore, his slut, his concubine. If Kevin James ever decides to go same-sex, I will bludgeon any trick that tries to cut me in line. I love you, […]
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Woof Alert: Anthony London
Anthony London first came to our attention when he filled in as the “token daddy” on Jake Cruise. You might remember him from a sort-of-recent round of Fuck Vs. Fuck months ago, in which 23.26% of you said you preferred his flip-fuck with Jessippi Cappozzolli over […]
Quickie: Matthew Stephen Herrick
Why are you looking at this picture? Why are you even reading these words? Stop that nonsense immediately! You should be masturbating to the much more revealing images of Matthew Stephen Herrick that you’ll find toward the end of this post. Why am I even writing […]
Houndmouth: “Penitentiary”
Do I mildly enjoy Houndmouth because they’re a good band? Or do I mildly enjoy Houndmouth because I want to jizz on their drummer’s beard? These are the questions I have to ask myself! If we’re being entirely honest with one another, I’m thinking it might […]
Josh Long: 2012’s Surprise Breakout Star or 2012’s Most Overexposed Model? Discuss Amongst Yourselves!
Should we be worried about gay porn pup Josh Long? Just as we were joking that he’s suddenly everywhere, he went and showed up last week in his 50,000th solo scene. This particular shoot, captured for Circle Jerk Boys, is simultaneously his best and his […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Is David Chase Versatile Performer of The Year? Let’s Explore & Find Out!
We’ve been thinking (for a change)! If we’re taking nominations for 2012’s Hottest Cock Slut and 2012’s “Get Inside Me Now” award, shouldn’t we also have a category for extremely talented versatile performers? You know the ones we’re talking about! They take it as good as […]
Woof Alert: Pete Finland
Pete Finland has a rough-around-the-edges “daddy” appeal. He was last seen on this blog fucking an unworthy subject, but today you’re going to get a taste of his versatile side as he gives up his eager hole for fellow muscle bear Tom Colt. Before the […]
Josh Long Moves Forward With Plans For Global Gay Porn Domination, Remains Perfect While Doing So
It’s commonly known that gay porn pup Josh Long is attempting to take over the world with his furry body, adorable smile and seemingly non-awful personality. He was first seen on Southern Strokes spreading his beautiful cheeks, fucking my favorite bottom bitch Logan Taylor and […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Darius Wins, Everyone Else Forfeited
Ninety-six gay porn stars, all of varying degrees of fame, were scheduled to compete in this week’s EPIC edition of Fuck Vs. Fuck, but they all backed out when they heard they’d be competing against Chaos Men‘s resident cock whore Darius. None of them thought […]
What Would You Do?: Dean Monroe
Here is a list of things I would do with Dean Monroe (if his gorgeous forty year-old self ever had the time for a “young punk” like me): • Make out. Rub beard with one another. Kiss his neck. • Slip his shirt off. Worship […]