This week, I learned about the existence of muscle cub David Laflamme. It all began with this shot of the bearded model wearing tiny red shorts. Then, it quickly evolved into a folder full of 60+ images that I will likely masturbate to at one […]
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Josh Long: 2012′s Best Human Being
Hi, you guys! It’s Dewitt’s Dick. You might remember me from my posts about Josh Long and the greatest film of all time Men In Sand. Today I am here to talk about Josh Long again, because I just heard a rumor from Dewitt’s brain that […]
Woof Alert: Tiko & Pete Finland Fuck At The Club
It blew my mind when I found out Eric York and human ottoman fucker Pete Finland are the same person. Admittedly, the connection should be obvious to anyone who has eyeballs and somewhat decent vision, but I have the memory of a goldfish when it comes to visual […]
Fucked Up: “Inside A Frame”
Pop quiz! I am sharing this picture of Fucked Up frontman Damian Abraham—a) To troll you harder than this story trolled people who don’t read the fine print or check their sources, b) Because I legitimately find him attractive, c) To convince a few chubby-chasers […]
Would You Hit That?: Balding Mark Ruffalo
Next year, the 45 year-old sex god known as Mark Ruffalo will be starring alongside Steve Carell and Channing Tatum in Foxcatcher, a film with a plot so depressing that I don’t feel like telling you about it. This is what the make-up artists did to […]
Self-Sucking: It Never Gets Old
From the site that brought you sneaker fuckers, reluctant power bottoms and scruffy boys with an irrational fear of double penetration, we now have a hot hairy hipster who enjoys humping couches and taste-testing his own pre-cum. He goes by the name of Tristan Matthews. […]
Big Dipper: “Meat Quotient”
It’s been an exciting year for Chicago-based rapper Big Dipper. His utterly boner-ific music video “Drip Drop” got heavy circulation on the gay blogs, leading to a feature in Details magazine, a designation as the “gay, hairy, male Nicki Minaj“, an interview in a tub […]
Celebrity Skin: Patrick Warburton’s Dick
You know him as Jeff Bingham from Rules of Engagement, David Puddy from Seinfeld or the voice of Joe Swanson on Family Guy… But do you know what his penis looks like? Beefy, hirsute actor Patrick Warburton bared all in the 2005 film The Civilization of […]
Jake Genesis Has The Coolest Mom Ever
“His mother must be proud” is the type of snarky thing someone would write in the comments section of a gay porn blog. It’s said in jest, usually accompanied by a mean-spirited “lol”, with the implication that the performer’s parents would not approve that their […]
Bruno Knight: Robbed of The “Woof Alert” Top Honor?
Yesterday, we unveiled our list of the “Hottest Hairy Men of 2012“. You were quick to note a few glaring omissions from the top ten—namely Jessy Ares and Jesse Jackman—but there’s a perfectly logical explanation for their absence! Only men featured in our Woof Alert […]