Rob Delaney is a straight, married comedian whose been known to tell jokes about butt sex, farting and soap dispensers jizzing on his face. You might know him from Twitter, where many a gay man has followed him just to have an excuse to stare […]
I have waited so long for those ten magical words to emerge from Colby Jansen‘s mouth! Unfortunately, he isn’t saying them to me or my potentially obsessive co-blogger. He’s blurting them out to Rod Daily in an entirely fictitious scene about a butt dial gone […]
Were I ever in a position that involved Guy Rogers naked in front of me, kicking him in the stomach ranks very low on the list of things I’d do to him… Alas! Anyone familiar with the antics of Breeder Fuckers knows that this is […]
Matteo Valentine has Woof Alert written all over him (which wouldn’t be too difficult to believe, considering how many tattoos he has). With his dark beard, fuzzy torso and shaved head, the self-proclaimed “hipster” has appeared in ads and posters for several bear-related events. You […]
Am I the only one who’s lost all patience for superhero movie trailers? The official trailer for Man of Steel came out yesterday, and I couldn’t give two flying fucks about the overly sincere plot or the fancy action sequences. (It’s a bird! It’s a […]
In today’s edition of The Amateur Hour, a French couple invite a burly rugby player into their bedroom for a good ol’ fashion ménage à trois. The eight minute video, filmed entirely in black and white, almost veers into artistic territory, as we get some […]
While we don’t have the exact measurements, we feel fairly confident risking the wrath of the size queens and saying this is a “big” one. I mean, this dude could basically slap his own face with the head of his dick! If you don’t consider […]
We ask in all seriousness, is there any better way you could be spending your Monday morning than jerking off to these pictures of Colby Keller? Don’t answer that question! It’s rhetorical, and the answer is “no” whether you know it or not. In fact, […]
A scruffy, hairy-chested man positions himself on a desk as if he’s about to get fucked doggystyle. A female hotel employee spreads his ass wide to snap a picture of his low hangers and fuzzy crack with her phone, shortly before she proceeds to finger-bang […]
“Lean, grizzled Shawn Wolfe carries a hard-on for sexy, homeless stud Jimmy Fanz. He followed him to the decrepit building where Jimmy sleeps and his cock can’t wait. When Jimmy falls asleep, Shawn pounces. He tears the seat of Jimmy’s dilapidated shorts, exposing the plump, […]
