Forget the damn money shot! Go here immediately and look at more pictures of gay porn newcomer Josh Long. Better yet, just go here and buy seventeen memberships to Southern Strokes. You can keep one (so you can masturbate to even more pictures of Josh […]
Category: Bears
Woof Alert: Jacob
Jacob is a self-proclaimed “curvy” young gentleman who’s been known to post sexy dance videos on XTube. He caught my attention when I spotted a clip of him gyrating to Azealia Banks‘ breakout club hit “212”, and he kept my attention with the rest of […]
This Picture of Ben Cohen’s Thighs Is EVERYTHING.
Worried that you might not be able to pay your rent/mortgage this month? Still waiting to hear back from the guy who banged you last Wednesday? Car trouble? Boy trouble? Family trouble? Any trouble that could potentially cause you stress and make you want to […]
Woof Alert: Luciano
Contrary to popular belief, I am not attracted to all bears and older men. While Luciano pushes a few of my buttons, he doesn’t get me so horned up that I’d jump on his (admittedly fantastic) dick in the middle of the street. I’m trying […]
Do You Want Patrick’s Jockstrap?
You could be wearing the same jockstrap as burly muscle bear Patrick W! Of course, before you get too excited, we should probably mention that we’re referring to the same style and brand of jockstrap. Sorry, guys! You won’t be able to inhale his delicious […]
Everything Butt: Paul Wagner
Hairy asses aren’t everyone’s cup of tea! Of course, if you’re a fan, then Paul Wagner‘s bum is the holy grail of hairy asses. It’s like a divine wonderland of muscle and fuzz. Whenever life gets you down, just imagine Paul’s fuzzy cheeks bouncing in […]
I Still Love Your Small Penis, Mark Ruffalo!
It’s always a good day when Mark Ruffalo talks to the press about his penis. The 44 year-old actor and current leader in “Dewitt’s Ultimate Celebrity Crushes” spoke with a large group of journalists about his upcoming role in The Avengers, particularly addressing his time […]
Woof Alert: Patrick
Upon getting a glimpse of Jockstrap Central model Patrick, I was twitching at both areas below the waist. My body was so ready to bend over for this hulking, hirsute daddy bear. Yet, at the very same time, my dick was nearly busting out of […]
Quickie: Armando
Hairy fellow Armando gets very naked in the sixth volume of Muto Manifesto. By the end of this post, you will see every inch of his body that’s above the kneecaps. Yes, that means you’ll see his dick! And his butt! I wasn’t bullshitting when […]
Money Shot: He’s All That
You know that scene in She’s All That where the dorky girl with glasses gets a makeover (in which they mostly just take off her glasses), and then she’s suddenly a TOTAL BABE? Yeah, um, The Guy Site‘s so-called “Cute Bear Next Door” J.T. reminds […]