Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty must be rolling over in their graves, because porn company New Sensations has announced plans for "An All MILF XXX Parody" of their hit show Golden Girls. Filming will allegedly begin next week, during which I'll cry while watching Hallmark […]
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Ellen DeGeneres Totally Hates America
Ellen DeGeneres is a funny lesbian talk show host who’s married to Portia de Rossi and likes to dance. These are things you already know about her. But did you know that she also hates America? A contestant on Family Feud apparently did, and he […]
Would You Hit That?: Joe Manganiello
Executive producer Alan Ball isn’t holding back on the sex appeal of Joe Manganiello, the latest addition to the cast of HBO’s True Blood. Ball had this to say about the stud: “The first shirtless scene Joe had I was like, ‘Who has those abs?’ […]
Niecy Nash Tackles Marriage Equality on DWTS
To draw a parallel between anti-miscegenation laws and the government's current stance on same-sex marriage, comedian Niecy Nash and her Dancing With The Stars partner Louis Van Amstel joined together to tell the story of an interracial couple in the early 1960s. "I can't imagine how […]
Secret Sex: Nick Offerman
I want to cum on Nick Offerman's face. Yes, the mustachioed man from Parks and Recreation (who also happens to be married to former Will & Grace star Megan Mullally). Though I spend the majority of my nights with the NBC comedy laughing and jerking off […]
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Do We Give A Damn About Paquin’s Bisexuality?
Frankly, my dear, we do give a damn about actress Anna Paquin coming out as bisexual. She may be engaged to her True Blood co-star Stephen Moyer, but it doesn't change the fact that she's playing for the LGBT team. She doesn't seem to be doing […]
ANTM: America’s Next Top Vampire
Move your sparkly ass over, Robert Pattinson! There are some new bloodsucking bitches in this house, and they're taking the form of the contestants of America's Next Top Model. In this episode, the remaining ten girls posed for an "edgy" vampire-themed shoot. The photographer and Jay Manuel […]
Who Would You Rather?: CW Drama Edition
I wouldn't blame you if you didn't watch the CW's drama Life Unexpected. There are a lot of cute guys in the cast, but it doesn't make up for all the wannabe Gilmore Girls banter between their characters. Thankfully, the producers are kind enough to […]
Orlando Jordan Is The Lady Gaga of Wrestling
A bisexual professional wrestler? Sure, this has probably happened already (see Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson), but we're pretty sure Orlando Jordan is the first to express his sexuality in such a public manner. The former WWE star staged his coming out party on Total Nonstop Action's […]