The answer: very little. My only issue (and it’s tiny) with Sean Cody’s stunning new find Vincent is that he claims he’s into hairy chests and that he’s so hairy himself that he’s a “mini-bear.” Nice. I’m on board, and ready to feel my dick […]
I’m not talking about your Olympic wrestler-types like stocky mat god Ben Provisor (Ben Provisor, ssswwwoooonnnn). I’m talking beefy dudes in gaudy spandex, acting out scripts on a stage they like to call the “squared circle!” The guys who wrestle for the WWE! I bring […]
Did I mention “MMMOOOAAAANNNNNN?” Morning wood is no joke. After verifying it has nothing to do with piss, you need to stick it in something before work. Your cock thumping the underside of your desk all day will disturb the rest of the wage slaves […]
$9.95 for a month! Because I adore you sexy bastards, here’s an exclusive link to get EVERY SINGLE Next Door Studios site for only $9.95 a month! It’s a hot deal cuz’ it features guys like Derrick Dime and Quentin Gainz flip-fuck barebacking their brains […]
WARNING: Most of you are going to scroll through the dudes below and go “Michael, you are a fool because none of these guys are fat!” That’s sort of my point. Fat. Thick. Bear. Beefy. Chub. Chunky. Obese. Overweight. Descriptors are easy, convenient, and up […]
Hopefully he got some “me” time. Mythological porn being Ryan Rose has been on Falcon Studios’ Desert Getaway for weeks now. I don’t think he’s actually gotten any rest. The last time we checked in on him, he was strenuously fucking that cute lil’ spinner […]
Fuck you me, pay me! Wow, it’s like 2011 all over again. Max London’s back! When last we left him, he was a ginger fuckhammer for Randy Blue. And then – nothing. We thought he had retired or some incredibly lucky sugar daddy installed him […]
Twinkwatch If twinks and twunks (as if my eyes weren’t already about to roll out of my skull from the word “twinks,” someone made up “twunks”) are your thing, prepare to have your swimsuit blow off by the YouTube trailer for Helix Studios’ Lifeguards: Summer […]
Because I’m an intrepid porn investigator, I’ve found you guys some content to illustrate what you can expect from Billy Santoro’s new Leaked and Loaded site. The site’s raison d’etre is to show you what it would be like if you got ahold of your […]
Best birthday gift ever. It’s MEN.com’s 5th birthday and they are celebrating in the right way – with some cocksucking! Remember that GIF I showed your asses that foreshadowed a Johnny Rapid/Paddy O’Brian scene? Yeah, well, I was right and it’s a thing, and it’s […]
