My name is Dewitt, and I would stick Solange Knowles‘ penis in my butt (if she had one). It has recently come to my attention that my devotion to the other Knowles sister exceeds the inappropriate fandom of Boulangerié Knowles, Gay Evan, Gay Skylar, Gay […]
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Sesame Street & Manhunt: Together At Last
Season 44 of Sesame Street launched on Monday, so the ever-alluring Henry Cavill stopped by to talk with Elmo about the word “Respect” (and to teach some respect to the Big Bad Wolf). Isn’t that charming? I mean, there’s something there for everyone; references to […]
Flipping Out: Hans Berlin & Jonathan Agassi
I’m not sure if I’ve ever mentioned how much I adore watching Hans Berlin bottom. There’s a little more meat on him than most gay porn models, and while he’s not as deliciously beefy as Colby Jansen, it’s still a joy to watch him bend […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Beau Flexxx
Beau Flexxx is an amazing gay porn pseudonym, much in the same way that “Girth Brooks” and “Dick Handler” are amazing in their awfulness. Beau, who’s known as Dave Johnson on sites like Out In Public and Rub Him, somehow manages to transcend that initial “LOL” […]
Quickie: Jason Chipman Howlett
New York model Jason Chipman Howlett has been on our radar for quite some time, and we really can’t think of any logical excuse that he hasn’t been featured in our Quickie series. In a way, we’re almost glad we waited, because his latest shoot […]
Scott Hunter Loves Dick So Much, You Guys!
Scott Hunter consistently impresses us with his insatiable desire for cock. Whether he’s bottoming for Dirk Caber, Jessy Ares, Adam Champ, Goran or someone as unbelievably hung as David Ken, it’s hard to avoid getting captivated and hypnotized by the wonder of his hole. He’s […]
Are You An Intelligent, Decent 21-40 Year Old Top Who Looks After Yourself?
Should you happen to fit the description in this post’s title, then you might be able to score a date (and maybe more) with the outstandingly charming man you see above. He goes by the name of mojobinky on this site you may or may […]
Meet The Men of The 2014 Midwest Firefighters Calendar
Stop everything you’re doing! I just had a feeling. Even a professional smut peddler like me can’t help getting emotional over the brave men and women who risk their lives on a daily basis to protect others. The 2014 Midwest Firefighters Calender is, indeed, full […]
Scott Reeves: The Day I Dreamed I Was A Cigar
Picture it, somewhere over the California coast, 1985, Clint Eastwood and flight attendant Jacelyn Reeves join the mile high club. Little do they know, they’ve taken part in a miracle of epic proportions. Just nine months later, Scott Reeves is born. Blah, blah, blah. Fast […]
Slate Steele: Butthole of The Year?
In last night’s post about Timberwolves, I pegged fuzzy gay porn stars Jimmy Fanz and Shawn Wolfe as surefire candidates for 2013’s “Butthole of The Year” award. That’s all good news for men who prefer hair down below, but what about those of us who […]











