Judge all you want to, but Jonny McGovern was the hottest person I met at the Cybersocket Awards. He’s approximately nine feet tall (just an estimate) with a beard, a great sense of humor and a sexual preference for nerds like me. Do you know how hard I tried to sleep with him? No, you do not. But I’m telling you now.
Stop judging me! I’m weak to flattery, facial hair and people who are okay with me writing terrible things about them on the internet!
More importantly, this is Jonny’s latest video for “Man Areas” (a song which appears on his album The Gayest of All Time). The video’s essentially an accurate depiction of any night at The Cock in New York City, featuring a bunch of go-go boys slutting it up like they do in every single Jonny McGovern video ever made.
However, the song can’t hold a torch to Jonny’s classic “Take Me To St. Olaf”. One day, he’s going to sing that song into my taint… True story!
– Dewitt
Click through to watch the music video for “Man Areas”:
i wanna go there
I want Jonny!
Who the hell is he?