As you know – *ahem* – so yeah, we’re a little behind this week. Every goddamn blog (gay, straight, everybody else) is posting about the extreme sexy going on at the Olympics. It’s like the universe saw exactly how fucked up the setting was this year and decided to balance it out by having some of the most gobble-able men I have ever seen. There are men competing at Rio 2016 this August that make some of the sexbeasts I blog about look like your sister’s husband.
Let’s get into it. In no particular order, here’s 20 random Olympians from this summer’s games that will probably make you nut.
Kerron Clement/Runner/USA
Alex Naddour/Gymnast/USA
Cameron McEvoy/Swimmer/Australia
Rhys Howden/Water Polo/Australia
Alex Ranghieri/Soccer/Italy
Jake Dalton/Gymnast/USA
Devon Allen/Track & Field/USA
Jordan Burroughs/Wrestling/USA
Pita Taufatofua/Taekwondo/Tonga
Paul Bennett/Rower/Great Britain
Hansle Parchment/Track & Field/Jamaica
Tom Daley/Diver/Great Britain
Novak Djokovic/Tennis/Serbia
Brice Leverdez/Tennis/France
Max Whitlock/Gymnast/Great Britain
Joe Kovacs/Shot Put/USA
Miles Chamley-Watson/Fencing/USA
Nathan Adrian/Swimmer/USA
Ning Zetao/Swimmer/China
Ben Provisor/Wrestling/USA
AH the Athletic male form! SIGH
I’m loving that tan line booty on Nathan Adrian!!!
Honestly given how f..ked up 2016 has been the bounteous numbers of male beauty on display must be karmas way of balancing the scales
I might read this blog more often if you’d post more pics of guys with body types like Joe Kovacs
WHERE IS SAM DORMAN?? HAVE YOU SEEN THAT HOT ASS DIVER THAT JUST WON A SILVER? OMG sit on my face anytime… The entire Italian volleyball team? or the Brazilian Gymnast squad?/ WOOF!!
The second picture for Jake Dalton is not Jake, but is his teammate Sam Mikulak
Ya know, I feel the same way. Consider it done.
Thanks for the correction, Daniel. My bad.
I only had room for 20. (Ok, honestly, it was Friday afternoon and I was looking to start my weekend.)
No Problem, also Brice Leverdez’s spot is Badminton not Tennis