Some geezer entering New York from Canada got stopped at customs. They asked him if he'd purchased anything, and he said "religious supplies." The customs guard inspected the old man's cargo: a 100 vials that he said contained holy water. A sniffing dog was brought in and it went berserk! Turns out, there wasn't anything blessed about his shipment. Labs later revealed it wasn't holy water, it was ketamine AKA the date rape drug.
– Wilbur
Be the first to reply