Gay Ass Gossip: David Tutera And His Former Husband Are Splitting Up Their Twins

ITEM – My Fair Wedding diva David Tutera and his ex Ryan Jurica got divorced and have decided to each take a baby with them. What is this? Sophie’s Choice? I know they’re infants, but still. They’re gonna have questions and wonder why Mommy and Mommy won’t let them live together. And you know these two arrived at this decision because neither one wants to give in. Treating your children like they’re a vacation home or the antique Chippendale cabinet you got at Brimfield. Fuck you both.

Let me press pause on my rant for a quick sec and give you some info. The fraternal twins, Cedric and Cielo (who’s the girl and were they trying for “Cleo” and fucked up?), were born on June 19th via surrogate. Tutera and Jurica each inseminated an egg that were then implanted in their leased womb. So, yes, each kid is going with their Dad. But they’re still half brother and sister. This is just a mess. Ryan took Cedric and David took Cielo. David hasn’t communicated with Ryan since the divorce, and he’s sad about the whole thing. (via People)

“It would be so unfair of me if I were to say Cielo can’t see her brother because of what happened between Ryan and me.”

Right? This arrangement is temporary but will become permanent when everything is settled. You better hope the nannies have a background in psychology.

– J. Harvey

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6 thoughts on “Gay Ass Gossip: David Tutera And His Former Husband Are Splitting Up Their Twins

  1. I hope these guys got a lot help from child specialists before they made that choice. Now each is going to miss two significant people instead of one, Even infants know when someone is gone from them.

  2. Have they not seen The Parent Trap? All sorts of hijinx will ensue when those two meet up at summer camp. Of course being different sexes will make it a little difficult to do the switcheroo, but I’m sure their fabulous fathers will have taught them all they need to know to cross dress.

  3. Don’t these two think about the commitment involved before having kids? Babies are not accessories that’s readily divided in divorce settlement. Where is Soloman’s sword when you need it? This is disgusting. With irresponsible fame whores like these, and you wonder why people think we are inherently unfit parents.

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