Hot or Not?: Moobs

Yesterday morning, I awoke to a front page article in the daily paper entitled “Ashamed of Your Moobs?” While watching TV the night before, I saw a commercial for the InstaSlim, a garment intended to flatten your stomach, redefine your chest and eliminate love handles. Um, is some higher power trying to tell me something?

For those who aren’t in the know, moobs is the (not so) affectionate term coined to describe “man boobs”. Whether you have ’em or you’ve seen them at the beach, we’ve all encountered this phenomenon at one point in our lives.

Although the media likes to portray moobs as the death sentence of male attraction, there are plenty of people–both male and female–who enjoy them in a sexual setting. Hell, I’ve been known to reach around and grope a man titty every now and then. What can I say? They’re a whole lot of fun!

Before you click through for the rest of this post, I’m telling you in advance that there are larger men after the JUMP. If you’re not into bears or cubs, we ask that you please refrain from leaving snarky comments. A simple “I’m not into moobs” will get your point across…

– Dewitt

To check out some pictures of sexy men with moobs, follow the JUMP:

(via Fuck Yeah Moobs)

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255 thoughts on “Hot or Not?: Moobs”

  1. Ok, so I thought you meant like tiny “moobs” not full on breasts. Small ones I kinda like, but when they start to sag over and reach A&B cup status, that’s when I lose interest.

  2. i have them.. and i have to say, there gr8 if u want sex with bars, but any other group just lafs at ur face! belive me, if i thort it would help i would happerly chop them off myself any day.. moods are most def not sexy!

  4. I’m relatively fit, and still have ’em. I hate them, I’m ashamed to take my shirt off around anyone I don’t know. They’re small, but noticeable and as soon as I can, I’m getting the surgery. There are pretty good sized pecs hidden under there, and I’d like to show them off for once.

  5. The condition is called gynocamastia. Look it up. You cant get rid of it by just working out. Surgery is required and it can get expensive.

  6. I love moobs. I have 2 myself! I’m 32 6’4″ 300 lbs and have a hairy body- big MOOBS – any hot guys out there like moobs get at me – beckleyboi78 on here!

  10. So I’m not into moobs,…I’m also a tny bit disturbed about this convo lol. The guys pictured especially first two are so hot though O.o I feel so conflicted

  12. People like what they like, so there’s little point to having this discussion.

    However, I will say that many of the guys pictures in this thread are not simply bear-ish. They are morbidly obese. I’ll say that again. The guys pictured are not simply obese … they are mornidly obese (as in morbidly). These are the guys that get diabetes, heart dieases, degenerative joint disease, hypertension and strokes in their 40s and 50s.

    For my part, advocating a lifestyle that is this unhealthy is little different from advocating a lifestyle that puts one at risk for HIV.

    Morbid onesity is so not hot.

    And I’ll also say that I strenuously object to the word “bear” being used to describe morbid obesity. There’s nothing big and muscular or powerful about this habitus. If anything, it’s pathetic.

  13. Yummy hot….Moobs are like an uncut cock; something extra to chew on….only if u have a cute/handsome face, hairy chest, arms,legs, & a nice smile.

  14. Nope, not my thing at all. Kinda like twinks, who do NOTHING for me, but on the other side of the spectrum. I don’t get it.

  15. While I’m not into bears or chubbs, a whole lot of gay men are, so I really commend you for having the balls to post some nice examples of plus sized guys on this blog. And amazingly, no one is bitching about the lack of plastic muscle hunks or twinks in this post! Maybe there is some hope for the gay community after all.

  20. one of the greatest Gay Conundrums i face, is seeing a very handsome guy who.. ..also happens to be very chubby.

    it breaks my heart, because as much as i’d like to bury my face in their crotches, doing so wouldn’t be a good idea.

    (for a couple of reasons.)

    🙁

    that said, i’m not really a fan of the moobies; only one person (pictured above) was able to “pull them off” the best.

  22. Well the above examples are more on the extreme side. I think a Seth Rogen or Kevin James would’ve worked too.

  25. I agree with Bohemond. We’re not all into the same things and we have different bodies. I’m not super into them, but the hyperbolic negativity leads to a body nazi-ism which is negative for everyone. Whether this level of body fat is healthy or otherwise is debatable, but people deserve some respect (and a chance at some action) from whatever they’re coming from. To make it socially unacceptable to the degree which we do is excessive.

    Way to go MHD on presenting an inclusive attitude toward sexual activity.

  27. I hate moobs but… it works on most of the guys in the pictures. The few that I don’t like could be rolled over on the their stomachs and the all is good.

  30. thats crazy, i know the beautiful bear that is about 6th from the top….they stole that picture from his profile! (by the way, he has an amazing cock, 7.5X6)

  31. I have moobs myself. I dont really find them that attractive on other guys though. Now that being said I do not think it’s disgusting either. Everyone in this world is different and everyone finds attractive what they find attractive. For instance the ones that only like toned guys well guess what there are toned guys out there that will find you hideous bc you arent chubby. Everyone likes what they like and should not be judged or considered shallow bc of. I have been written messages more times then I can count from people that I never even messaged just to insult me about my weight and my “moobs”. But guess what……I dont give a shit. Those people are rude and hate themselves so they have to search out people like me to make themselves feel better. I love myself big or small it doesnt matter. I am currently trying to lose weight but it is so I can stay healthy and live a long full life. If I could stay big and not have to worry about diabetes, or heart disease, or any of that I would bc again I LOVE MYSELF! Yay for big men and the men that love them. Do not let those hating bitches get you down big men, you should love yourself no matter what. Because there is always some one out there who finds you attractive.

  32. ya there are chubby bears that are hot and cute as hell but then these guys who are over the top tipping the scale fat? non of the guys in the pics were attractive and ive met some hot bears out there these guys were just grossing me out yeck…

  36. If anyone has ever read some of my past comments than U already know what I think about moobs . DON’T HAVE THEM & DON’T WANT THEM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. Well first off all, I have to say I am honored to have my MOOBs included in this.

    Now for all you haters and the nnegative comments, get over yourselves. Chances are I would find you repulsive and unatractive too. Trust me an attuide can make you way uglier then your looks ever will.

    We are all made to look different, and we all like different things. So be proud of yourself, and be proud of myself of others who except themselves as who they are!

  39. Right on, Dan.

    I generally find average and normal looking (and having a chiselled body with 2% fat is definitely out of the norm) guys far more attractive than the “toned” ones. Not that I consider being “toned” unattractive – I find the attitude of most of them repulsive. Many of them are actually sad, pathetic creatures – they lack in self-esteem because they do not view themselves as having value or worth unless some other “toned” guy “wants” them. All men, regardless of race, age, looks and size are attractive, but some (if not many) are ugly because of their exclusive attitudes.

  40. First thing, I must admit, I find each and every one to be sexy and would love to be at their service…
    I prefer a man to be a man and not perfect eye candy…I like men with meat on there bodies. I have no need for men in little boy’s bodies.
    Second thing I agree with Dan. It’s time to see beyond the looks, beauty will fad in time and an asshole will probably remain an asshole forever….

  41. I thought that if you didn’t like them you were asked to just say not my thing?

    For some of us, we find them to be extremely sexy.

  45. Disgusting? I happen to find someone who “hits the gym” because of their obsessive-compulsive disability and have those “smooth” (ie, demasculated, effeminized) plastic bodies that look like Barbie dolls rather unattractive. Six-pack abs? Call me a gay heretic, but they give me the heebie-jeebies. They look like extras from a Hellraiser movie (the monsters with their skin all pealed off). Before being declared a hypocrit because of my criticism of lookist guys here and elsewhere, I’ve “done it” with guys like that. With some, I’ve had a blast because they had an open, non-shallow attitude. With others, I had a horrendous time because of their self-absorbed attitudes. The same with guys who look like the pics in this thread. With some I was singing Oh, Sweet Mystery of Life I’ve Found You like Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein. With others I was wondering why I wasn’t doing something more constructive at that moment like laundry or grocery shopping. While we all have our druthers over what we think is “hot,” when it comes down to it, it’s all about attitude, whether good or bad. I’d rather drive around in an old Yugo held together with scotch tape and safety pins that will get me to where I want to go, rather than in a BMW that has no engine that will take me nowhere.

  46. Had a lover was lean and in shape but had gynecomastia ( man boobs), surgery fixed it, and all was well, actually it bothered him more than me

  47. The comment about muscled up guys only wanting other muscled up guys is not true, Iam thin and muscled guys always hit on me but I really only like thin lean unmuscled guys, so….

  50. Ok Stupid, what part of keep the ignorant commemts to a minimum did we not understand. Nobody really gives a shit about your opinion. We are not all created equal nor are we supposed to look the same. If you don’t like moobs shut the hell up and ignore them like everyone else does unless they’re yours!
    This isn’t a question of who’s a burden to the health care system it’s about whether or not you like moobs.

  51. Man moobs are AWESOME!! I don’t have them myself,but I love a guy with them. Hairy or not! Nope not all will like them,but hey,for those who don’t like them,no need to insult those who do have them or do like them. We all have out likes and dislikes,but to just say nasty things just because you don’t like them,is not right. Don’t purposely go out and hurt someone with words. Chubs are totally cool!!

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