Dear Cole Maverick of the Maverick Men,
Please stop wearing shirts. Every time you conceal your salt and pepper chest hair, you are committing a heinous crime against my butthole. I’ve devoted far too many hours of my life to fantasies about your cock deep inside of me, as I stroke your magnificent fur and maybe get face-fucked by your equally hot boyfriend Hunter. It’s preposterous, unacceptable and downright rude to allow a piece of fabric ruin this for me.
Look, I know it’s not my place to tell you what to wear or not wear! But you know what? If I could pass any law in the world, I’d make it illegal for you to ever wear a shirt. You would just have to exist shirtless for the rest of your life, being sexy as fuck and incapable of entering restaurants with a “no shoes, no shirt, no service” policy.
You might be wondering, “What if my nipples got cold?”
I don’t give a damn! Deal with it. This is for your own good and the good of every horny young man who’s ever dreamt of you popping his cherry, cumming on his face and posting it on the internet for everyone to see.
Your friend and future sexual partner,
– Dewitt
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