Dear readers, I realize that is the longest post title in the world. Yes, it’s true. I somehow got myself into the Internext Expo (conference for porny people) which made my ultimate goal possible – HUSTLABALL LAS VEGAS! Very, very excited. So far today, I’ve […]
Year: 2017
Colby’s Crew: Colby Jansen “Mentors” Jackson Grant
For those of you less discerning readers, “mentors” is a euphemism in this case. It means “FUCKS.” Jackson Grant is a newcomer that is already making his way into the Boner Creator Hall of Fame with his scenes for Colby’s Crew. Not to humble-brag but […]
Twitter Feed (Me): Look, Porn Stars Are Tweeting At You!
I was mostly monitoring Twitter this week for piss jokes about President-Elect Assface. I saw a lot! But, in the meantime, our porn favorites were still a’tweetin’! Take it away, boys! Get to know Adam Ramzi. At length! Adam (who was celebrated bigly on Manhunt […]
Hot Or Not: Piss (Bennett Anthony And Sean Duran Think So)
Piss was ALL OVER the news this week due to our President-Elect ALLEGEDLY (even on a gay porn blog, you have to use that descriptor) enjoying himself a golden showers show in Moscow. Have you ever seen so many golden showers jokes and memes in […]
GayHoopla: Strapping Derek Jones Fucks The New Guy
I ain’t kidding when I describe Derek Jones as “strapping.” He’s built to fuck (ask Collin Simpson) and he proves it by going after new model Caden Carli’s ivory ass. Well, formerly “ivory.” I did notice that Caden’s ass was a nice rosy shade after […]
Taken From Tumblr: Bubble Butts
What is the BEST thing you can rock your hips and slap your pelvis against when you’re deep-dicking some thirsty buttslut? (To those of you who are reading that and snickering due to your knowledge of the blogger, I TOLD YOU I was versatile.) The […]
Ryan Rose Gives Rod Peterson A New Kind Of Bicycle Seat To Sit On
Ryan Rose. Ryan FUCKING Rose. Ryan Rose might be from Krypton. That’s if Krypton was a planet that exploded sending a porn god rocketing to Earth to be adopted by a kindly porn studio. I’m not sure his body is real. I always feels sorry […]
It’s Dirty: Let’s Watch Vino Rainz Get Clean!
A bubble bath can be so luxurious and comforting after a long day. It can be especially enjoyable if Bentley Race’s Vino Rainz’s peachy ass is bobbing amongst the suds. Hi Vino. You look really good wet and soapy. Please keep bathing. Thank you. For […]
Adam Ramzi Continues To Be Fiery Hot, Gets Fucked By Justin Brody
It seems like only yesterday I was rhapsodizing about the magnetic quality of Adam Ramzi’s work….and face….and body….and ass…and cock. Actually, it was Tuesday. From TitanMen to CockyBoys! Here’s Adam getting slowly and sensually fucked by Justin Brody. Adam on all fours and ass-up is […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Zak Fit Gets Tied Up And Edged For ChaosMen
I love when porn names speak the truth! Zak Fit IS fit. He hasn’t got the chiseled hell-body of a Quentin Gainz (I’m sorry, I’m still gone over that Active Duty threeway), but he’s meaty in all the right places – particularly his big ole’ […]











