Seriously, dude’s like THE twink. Noah White is the definition of twink. As Helix Studios’ Lap Dance Lay opens, he’s sitting on buddy Josh Brady’s lap, talking about his plans to become a go-go boy in a cutesy lisp. He might want to hold off […]
This better live up to the hype! I’m not cranky, just truthful. Here are two more shots of MEN.com’s upcoming 5th birthday scene with Johnny Rapid and Paddy O’Brian! Boyish porn sensation meets the porn world’s favorite Cockney cock! BUT – will I get anything […]
French kissing! (Sorry, I had to.) Vive la France! It’s always nice to see some cute guys swapping spit like it’s nobody’s business. If you’ve noticed, the barriers between labels (gay, straight, bi, pan, omni, try) are slowly but surely melting like snowbanks in the […]
I’m sorry, Men at Play. I’m sure they’re a wool blend. Here’s Men at Play’s newest joint, Dapper. It stars sexy slick Klein Kerr and Johan Kane whom I need to grow to appreciate more, despite his long hair (which I…I’m not going to type […]
That’s one of my favorite post titles so far. Seriously, for the brief moment that Active Duty’s Ryan’s nutsack is visibly bouncing off Jacob’s sweaty, shiny ass, I found myself transfixed. Hypnotic, isn’t it? I found out the coolest fact last week. A very porn-learned […]
The answer: very little. My only issue (and it’s tiny) with Sean Cody’s stunning new find Vincent is that he claims he’s into hairy chests and that he’s so hairy himself that he’s a “mini-bear.” Nice. I’m on board, and ready to feel my dick […]
I’m not talking about your Olympic wrestler-types like stocky mat god Ben Provisor (Ben Provisor, ssswwwoooonnnn). I’m talking beefy dudes in gaudy spandex, acting out scripts on a stage they like to call the “squared circle!” The guys who wrestle for the WWE! I bring […]
Did I mention “MMMOOOAAAANNNNNN?” Morning wood is no joke. After verifying it has nothing to do with piss, you need to stick it in something before work. Your cock thumping the underside of your desk all day will disturb the rest of the wage slaves […]
$9.95 for a month! Because I adore you sexy bastards, here’s an exclusive link to get EVERY SINGLE Next Door Studios site for only $9.95 a month! It’s a hot deal cuz’ it features guys like Derrick Dime and Quentin Gainz flip-fuck barebacking their brains […]
WARNING: Most of you are going to scroll through the dudes below and go “Michael, you are a fool because none of these guys are fat!” That’s sort of my point. Fat. Thick. Bear. Beefy. Chub. Chunky. Obese. Overweight. Descriptors are easy, convenient, and up […]
