Dude needs to bust a nut. I could watch American Muscle Hunks’ cocky bastard Johnny V do just about anything. Put up wallpaper. Mow the lawn. Do his taxes. Beat off with a sex toy. I’d much rather watch him do that last one, though. […]
Year: 2016
Speaking Of Falcon Studios, Dustin Holloway and Paul Canon Take A Hot Tub
Here’s an example of Chuck Holmes’ legacy. Dustin Holloway and Paul Canon decide to throw their own Wet Briefs Contest, as they wear their tighty-whities into the hot tub. Before you know it, Dustin has taken Paul’s monster out of its cage and proceeded to […]
There’s A Documentary Coming Out About Falcon Studios’ Founder Chuck Holmes
Cool! Have you ever wondered about how the gay porn industry evolved? How did we get here? (“Here” being a multi-million dollar industry predicated on men liking to beat off watching other men having sex.) Chuck Holmes started Falcon Studios in 1970, opening the door […]
Axel Hotels Urges You To Be Hetero-Friendly (At 15% Off!)
It might be seen as tone-deaf by some in the gay community, but it’s hugely important that we treat straight people the way we would like to be treated. This (firmly tongue-in-cheek) new ad by Axel Hotels is a plea for us to show compassion […]
Bentley Race’s Jack Van Duin Is A Little Porn Cherub
Every fantasy you’ve ever had about adorable blonde dudes has come to life in the form of one Jack Van Duin. He’s Bentley Race’s newest discovery. He’s Dutch, but visited Australia and it was one of those trips that changes your life. Because it was […]
Q: How Does He Like It? A: Rough And Raw!
We figured. Bromo has released the first scene of Volume 2 of the He Likes It Rough And Raw series. First up is Gage Unkut treating Brenner Bolton like the porn version of a dog’s chew toy. Brenner is a sucker for dominance and Gage […]
Scotty Zee Nails Gabriel Cross
My porn puns are subtle. Continuing the latest porn trend of emphasizing “connection,” “emotion,” and “hot couples on dates in beautiful locales,” Next Door Raw sent shortish porn sparkplug Gabriel Cross and taller, shaggy-haired handsomeness Scotty Zee on a weekend away. Long walks through the […]
Sean Cody: I Really , Really Wish I Was Phillip Right Now
Why can’t I be Phillip? Ever since I watched Sean Cody’s beefy god of thrust Kellin give it to Joey a little while back, I’ve been wondering nightly what it would be like to have him pound my ass into hamburger. So I’m feeling a […]
It Turns Out That “Joanne The Scammer” Is Hot And Has Done Solo Stuff
My current obsession is Internet character and self-described “messy bitch,” Joanne The Scammer. She’s a bewigged ne’er-do-well and human performance art piece lampooning racial divisions and consumer culture. She thrills me to NO end. So how excited was I then when I found out that […]
This Is Fake, Right?
Even if it is, we’re into it. So, hot guy finishes his workout and is feeling himself like he’s Derek Raser. Britney Spears recently dropped a new album, including a song called “Private Show.” Talk about perfect for the occasion. Twitter user GUTTER_SPICE decides to […]











