I’m not sure this is a news-flash, exactly, but it seems like boy bands, in the style of James Franco, are trying to stay relevant by outdoing themselves… each other… someone…(?) in the sexual ambiguity stakes more than they ever have before. Buzzfeed currently features […]
Year: 2013
Party and Play: Deconstructing Paris Hilton’s Good Time
Never been to a party? Paris Hilton’s “Good Time”, an instructional guide on how to throw and/or attend a successful fete, has officially launched today (yesterday as a leak, today as a full video). The song, released by Cash Money, is absolutely god-awful terrible, but […]
Is This A Match Made In Heaven?
The two Manhunt members you’re about to see, _jordi and aazeroboy_87, have a decent amount in common. They both live in Spain, they both enjoy taking selfies, and they’re both extraordinarily attractive gentlemen who I’d have sex with at the drop of a dime. The […]
I Miss You, Trent Locke!
My mind constantly flutters to all the gay porn stars who, within the past few years, retired before their star had faded—Samuel O’Toole, Samuel O’Toole’s mustache and a few other names that I’m forgetting at the moment. The one that stings the most, however, has […]
This Cute Naked Guy On Tumblr Stole My Drag Name.
Adam Hantzis, also known as Louvel, is a self-proclaimed kinky, nerdy and flirty queer musician. He popped up in my personal inbox when a friend, who recognizes my strange obsession with Angela Lansbury, alerted me to the existence of a person on Tumblr with the […]
Shawn Wolfe Is Predictably Flawless In “Frat House Cream”
One could argue that Hunter Page is technically the star of NakedSword‘s Frat House Cream, but without a doubt, fuzzy sex machine Shawn Wolfe steals the scene for the series’ grand finale. I’ll admit that I was skeptical when Shawn first emerged and revealed that […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Lito Cruz’s Massive, Uncut Meat
My jaw dropped to the ground when I saw Lito Cruz‘s dick. While he might not have the boyish good looks of last night’s Cock-A-Doodle Do Me subject Dustin, his shaft is so magnificently thick and long that you won’t even bother to care. For […]
Whose 9 Inch Cock Drilled Rugby Hunk Colby Jansen?
Yup, you read that right! Gay porn rugby stud Colby Jansen will be appearing in his first scene as a bottom later this month. We’re stating this explicitly, because even after watching the teaser trailer, some of you were still convinced that Topher DiMaggio would […]
Celebrity Skin: Sullivan Stapleton
This is Sullivan Stapleton. Those of you who watch made-for-Cinemax television programs might know him as one of the stars of Strike Back, a steamy show about British special forces agents who travel the world shooting things, mostly while shirtless. Whatever! For those of you/us […]
Confessions of A Bareback Snob
Just a few years ago, I could sit down at my computer, pull out my dick and enjoy myself for hours watching safe, responsible fucking. (Okay, sometimes it was more like three minutes.) I had grown accustomed to the magically appearing condom and figured short […]











