There’s still a dude hanging out on ABC, handing out roses to desperate reality show ladies. People like to see fairly attractive people begin fake relationships on television. And these relationships are FOREVER. Sean Lowe is the newest Bachelor. He’s a former Bachelorette contestant, owns […]
Year: 2013
The Amateur Hour: Young, Hung & Willing
Wait until you see what’s underneath that towel! We stumbled upon Tumblr cutie Hungandwilling some time last week, and we can safely confirm that he wasn’t kidding about the whole “hung” part. This boy has a big-ass cock, and it helps that it’s attached to […]
Woof Alert: 7-Foot Tall Blond Bear Brian
Brian is a married, blond, 7-foot tall construction worker with a hairy chest and massive tree trunk thighs. Though he loves his wife dearly, there’s one big problem with their relationship—she never sucks his dick. A man has needs, after all! Rather than betray his […]
One Direction: “Kiss You”
Remember that feeling you had when you first heard “Party In The USA” and silently hated yourself for enjoying a song by Miley Cyrus? You’re about to feel that way about One Direction (if you weren’t already a fan of the boy band prior to […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Battle of The Boyfriends
You’ve seen them make sweet, passionate love to one another. You’ve seen them having slutty threeways with Pierre Fitch and Arnaud Chagall. Now, for one night only, you get to see gay porn couple Anthony Romero and Austin Wilde competing in a round of Manhunt […]
Quickie: Matthew Ninaber (The 5 Hour Energy Guy)
This commercial must have been on my television at least 50 times this weekend (yes, I need to get off the couch). And that wasn’t a bad thing. Because I want to take 5 Hour Energy, ignore the intense jitters and fear of cancer, and […]
Twink Tank: Hunter Page Fucks Dennis Slade
Based on the picture above, who do you think is the bottom in this situation? If you guessed the “skinny guy with his undies off his butt”, then you are absolutely wrong! That’s Hunter Page. Not only is he 2013’s projected Twink of The Year, […]
Neil Patrick Harris’ Superbowl Ad Cited As Part Of “The Gay Agenda”
Whenever opponents of equal rights for LGBTs squawk about the “gay agenda”, it makes the usual side-eye I cast at fools even more laser-like. Seriously, pinheads referring to a “gay agenda” only sharpens my glare of disdain. It become a fiery heat beam! A DEATH […]
This Guy With Long Hair Is Hot.
Yikes! The comments were not pretty for this past weekend’s entry about El Maximus. His huge, uncut cock wasn’t enough to make you look past his tattoos, long hair and other apparently “undesirable” qualities. Whatever! You won’t hear any apologies from us. The man’s dick […]
He’s Gay: Matt Dallas
Congratulations to the insanely cute actor, Matt Dallas. The former Kyle XY star Tweeted an engagement announcement yesterday. To a dude! Check out the pic of Dallas’ fiance, Los Angeles-based musician Blue Hamilton, after the break. That’s Matt’s beloved. Gay rumors about Matt have been […]

