Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m the type of guy who doesn’t like to blow until my bottom’s fully satisfied. This makes me highly incompatible with dudes who are like “GIVE ME ALL YOUR CUM!”, because honestly, I’d much rather pump multiple loads […]
Year: 2013
10 Blog Posts I Didn’t Write This Morning
This adorable picture of Jimmy Fanz putting a piece of sausage into his mouth almost inspired me to write a dumb blog entry about how he should put my penis in his mouth instead. Oh hey! Have you ever wondered about what doesn’t make the […]
Ari Hest: “Something To Look Forward To”
Ari Hest is a singer-songwriter I became obsessed with a decade ago thanks to songs like “Consistency“, “Caught Up In Your Love” and “Terms and Conditions“. At some point, I outgrew his music, forgot about him or decided to listen to music with more screaming… […]
The Ten: Justice Joslin Spends Five Weeks On Top
Talk about endurance! Fuzzy model Justice Joslin has claimed the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment” for his fifth consecutive week, keeping out former champion Arnaud Dehaynin (until his retirement from the countdown) and taking down a combination of Ray Santiesteban, Sergei, Charlie Harding […]
Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men Of The Week
In my next life, I want to be the ocean. That’s surpriseba, he’s from the UK, and he’s one of the hottest Manhunt members this week! This salty treat is just one of the many, many gorgeous guys that we’re featuring on our “Manhunt Now” […]
Quickie: Tadzio De
Tadzio is a 29 year-old model from Düsseldorf who looks like this with his clothes off. It’s somewhat baffling that he appears to have only done one or two photo shoots last year, because he’s the kind of guy who should be flying around to […]
Victor Garber’s Boyfriend Is Hawt
Victor Garber being gay wasn’t a huge revelation. Except to my husband. Last night he turns to me and goes “Victor Garber’s GAY?!?” Mr. Harvey doesn’t follow the celebrity gossip bullshit (he’s a Mac-head and likes classical music, Pixar, and bands from Canada), so it’s […]
Paul Wagner Is Still Handsome.
Don’t worry! Paul Wagner, the most handsome man in the universe, is still very handsome. We could understand if you were concerned, given that he doesn’t appear on camera with his dick shoved up his hairy ass nearly as often as he should (also known […]
Watch “Yeti: A Gay Love Story” In Its Entirety!
As a man who champions such fine strange films as Hobo With A Shotgun and Killer Klowns From Outer Space, I was shocked that I had never heard of the 2006 flick Yeti: A Gay Love Story. It just magically showed up while I was […]
The Amateur Hour: SLURP! It’s An Italian Cum Slut.
Are you in the mood to watch a cute guy from Italy slurping on some fat dicks? Are you insane enough to say “no” to that question, when you’re looking at this lean torso and especially welcoming tongue? Are you gay? Do you like penises? […]