Many loads were blown to our “Cute Cub Camming” installment of The Amateur Hour. You might think I’m saying that without any substantial evidence whatsoever, but I’d like to direct the jury’s attention to exhibit C—a waste bin full of jizz-encrusted paper towels, discovered next […]
Just like romantic comedies ruin love for all of us, gay porn can put unrealistic expectations into our brains about real-life sexual fantasies. The classic, somewhat cliché pizza guy schtick is the type of thing we all wish could happen to us—“I didn’t order extra […]
Hooker, just come out already! There’s a new interview with James Franco in Details about his upcoming flick Spring Breakers. In the movie, the actor has a scene where he gobbles a pistol the long way. By the way, this isn’t Jimmy Franks first time […]
Dear Andrew Christian models Colby Melvin and Brandon Brown, I love you both with all my heart (and my penis), but you have gone too far with your new video “Special Delivery“. Here is a list of things you do together in the clip, which […]
There appears to be some promising new talent on Boy Feast. As we all know, today’s twinks are tomorrow’s Tommy Defendis, Pierre Fitches, Jesse Santanas and Adam Wirthmores, so it’s important to spot the good ones early, encourage them to suck more cock on camera […]
Given the recent weather patterns, the last thing I want to do is have sex outdoors… But, uh, after watching big boy Jack Power get rammed on a bridge by hairy stud Chef Bear, I could easily be convinced to make a trip down south, throw […]
Sometimes you want ten inches of dick all up in your face. Other times? You just want to look at pictures of a hot actor getting his snuggle on with some adorable puppies!!! You might recognize Nico Tortorella as Jacob Wells (aka Will Wilson) from Fox’s […]
Stop being a pussy, grow some balls and start listening to HAIM already. Seriously, what the fuck are you waiting for? A handwritten invitation from the Queen Elizabeth II, specifically telling you to jump on the bandwagon? You might as well just give up and […]
Pardon me while I squee. Colby Keller is the only porn star and sex blogger I know who can talk leather sex and still look as adorable as humanly possible. Check out Colby’s tips for a leather starter kit, from armbands to assless chaps. And […]
Surely we must have made a mistake! There is no possible way that Jessy Ares should have only placed eighth on our 2012 “Flip-Fucker of The Year” countdown. The man is frickin’ sex on legs, and when he’s not slamming his dick up starving fuck-chutes, […]
