Here’s a list of things I would do with gay porn newcomer TJ Lowell, if he decided to stop doing stuff like this and start having sex with average, run-of-the-mill bloggers who know what they’re doing in bed: • Try to figure out what color his […]
Year: 2013
Gay Ass Gossip: Did Liam Hemsworth Cheat On Hannah Montana With Betty Draper?
ITEM – The not-quite-as-hot-as-his-older-brother-but-he’s-still-pretty-spiffy Liam Hemsworth reportedly stepped out on his fiancee Miley Cyrus with Mad Men actress January Jones after the Oscars. And there’s photographic evidence! No one is commenting on the truth of this rumor, but Miley Tweeted that her wedding is still […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Hunter Page’s Jizz Shower
The good folks at Jizz Orgy, the number one site for hardcore group sex, have decided to give Johnny Rapid‘s hole a break and not anally violate him in a prison shower for once. Instead, they’ve hired fellow twink Hunter Page to get manhandled by […]
Drawn To You: Sex Ed with The Coach
Raise your hand if you’ve ever fantasized about a coach or gym teacher! If your fingers are pointing straight to the sky at the moment, then your dick will soon follow after watching “College Sex Ed“, an incredibly explicit animated film by erotic artist Animan. […]
Manhunt Party Pics: New Zealand
We love Kiwis! Manhunt events in New Zealand are “wacky,” according to one of our market managers. He also mentions that Kiwi guys are HAWT. This is evidenced in the following photos from the final of the Mr. Gay New Zealand competition, and the Big […]
Embrace The Gay: The Barbie Man
Stanley Colorite is The Barbie Man. Dude’s collection is worth almost 80,000 bucks. Holy shit, why did I give mine away when I was a kid? Effeminate gay guys take a ration of shit from everybody. Insecure straight guys ridicule their “femininity.” Insecure GAY GUYS […]
Mick Lovell Is Not Lukas Ridgeston.
In a move that’s sure to disappoint us all, Bel Ami has continued their trend of shoving hot boys like Mick Lovell and Jim Kerouac down our throats, when we’re all just dying for Lukas Ridgeston to make his comeback and rescue our penises from […]
Why Am I Blogging When I Should Be Watching “I Want Your Love”?
Long before my dick started delving into hyperbolic statements, I named Travis Matthews‘ 14 minute short I Want Your Love the Best Sex Scene of 2010. It was far from an exaggeration. The film offered up an accurate and honest depiction of what it’d be like […]
Exclusive Interview with Dale Cooper
Dale Cooper is charming and handsome, with a handsome face, a disarmingly seductive voice, and a dick the size of your arm. What’s not to love? I caught up with him recently, to find out what he’s been up to lately and also to swoon while […]
Beach House: “Wishes”
Prepare yourself for a giant dose of “WTF” genius. Eric Wareheim of Tim and Eric fame collaborated with dream-pop duo Beach House for their latest music video, starring Ray Wise of Twin Peaks fame. This isn’t entirely out of left field—considering Wise has appeared on Wareheim’s show in the […]











