HONEY! Did y’all hear about bitter cunt Dewitt‘s new contest? That triflin’ ass bitch just up and decided to throw a twerking contest last week, but like a DAMN fool, he didn’t tell Ms. Boulangerié Knowles about it until his ass got drunk at the […]
My beloved co-blogger dewitt has written about British actor and model Jamie Dornan before. He was the sherrif on Once Upon A Time and he’s totally in the Hugh Dancy category. Jamie is a gorgeous, doe-eyed Irish gent with a killer bod. He’s currently appearing […]
Aden is a bi-curious fellow who’s packing a dick that’s 7 inches long and 6 inches around. Not too long ago, he sent a text message to Spunk Worthy‘s resident cocksucker that consisted of four simple yet oh-so-magical words: “I’m horny as hell”. Now, it doesn’t […]
Gerard Butler‘s body can perform superhuman feats. That’s probably why he’s banged practically every actress in Hollywood. Gerard gave us mere mortals (well, at least the ones in Germany) a taste of his fantastic abilities on the show Wetten, dass…?. They had a guest on […]
No matter how good my selections are, Boulangerié Knowles‘ music posts seem to get twice (if not three times) as much traffic and comments as my own. I’m not bitter about this at all! And I definitely do not want to throw her out of […]
Confession! I always thought double-ended dildos were stupid. While I haven’t come around enough to actually give them a try, Brenn Wyson and Sebastian Keys‘ 2012 scene for Men Over 30 forced me realize that, with a little creativity, they can be remarkably useful tools […]
If you don’t know where your prostate is, you should. Bottoms should know what part of their body provides them with screaming ecstasy when they get fucked. And tops need to know where there dick is going to insure that aforementioned screaming ecstasy for their […]
This is the fourth time we’ve featured a scene from Lucas Entertainment‘s Original Sinners. When you take into account that the movie’s only composed of five scenes total, that might be an indication that the film’s worth checking out. This is partially thanks to the […]
Kayne Lawton is an Australian rugby player who plays for the Gold Coast Titans. I know this because his Wikipedia entry was checked. I check Wikipedia for two reasons. The first being that I don’t know dick about sports so there’s a need to relay […]
Is Jordan packing your new favorite dick in his boxer briefs, or did I overestimate his appeal and go overboard by posting nearly forty pics of him? Perhaps it’s some combination of both factors! The redheaded newcomer does upholstery by day and dances in an […]
