Here is the (bafflingly) short-lived Abercrombie & Fitch “Life as a Greeter” web series. It premiered back in February, but it’s fashionable to point and laugh at A & F right now, so here we go. They’re what you’d expect: slick production values, upbeat empty […]
Throw your crusty thong-wearing faves into a dumpster and make some room for future dance-pop queen Betty PHUCKING Who! On her new single “You’re In Love”, this tall-ass hot bitch tells her man he’s in love with her because she’s flawless as ALL fuck, and […]
What? Are you kidding me? How is it possible that we’ve never paid tribute to Ty Roderick‘s glorious man-meat in his very own Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post? This is a preposterous oversight of epic proportions, and we should probably be punished for it with a […]
We invite you to spot what’s wrong in this completely unedited scene description from Bel Ami: “Today we have another 3D update from the newly released movie ‘Out of Control’ movie. In this episode, 2 of our American studs, Austin Merrick and Alex Waters, tag […]
Hi, Manhunt member solo_hombre_cuerna! You’re repping the United States in this week’s “Manhunt Now” newsletters! What beach is that you’re on? If I hang out there, will you show up to bronze your sickening body? Ok, I’ll veer away from creepy now. Please enjoy this […]
Guy Feldman is absolutely stunning. This would normally be the part of the post where we offer a halfhearted apology about the lack of pics, but screw that, we’re not going to say “sorry” when it’s blatantly clear that you’ll be jerking off to these […]
Abel didn’t tell his girlfriend that he was going to jerk off and show off his butt cheeks on a gay porn site. He wanted to get enough money to make a down payment on a house, and obviously, the only choice he had was […]
Ah, it’s that time of year when the plebes (freshmen) at the Annapolis Naval Academy in Maryland celebrate the end of their plebe-dom by climbing up a big greasy pole. It’s the Herndon Monument Climb, and it first started being recorded in 1959. The well-built […]
Well, fuck me gently with a super-sized Three Bumps For Your Rump Anal Plug and call me a doctor when you’re done! It looks like I might have to retract my statement about Josh Long and Jimmy Fanz being “2013’s Most Aesthetically Pleasing Scene Partners“. […]
Question! If this is the second post I’ve written about turtle dicks within a one-month period, will I still have a job tomorrow morning? I’m willing to risk it, because James Unsworth‘s book Ninja Turtle Sex Museum is so deliciously strange that I couldn’t resist […]
