ITEM – I’m jealous of Jessica Simpson’s Dad. According to his ex-son-in-law Nick Lachey, whenever Nick went to sit down at Joe Simpson’s house, Joe’s hand was ready and waiting. Hot! Who needs a chair when you can just sit on Papa Joe’s hand? And […]
Month: May 2013
The Amateur Hour: College Library Fuck
I’ll admit that today’s edition of The Amateur Hour feels cheap next to last week’s extremely popular (and seven times lengthier) “Boyfriends On Cam” clip… Alas, much like the male equipment, these videos don’t have to be long for you to have a good time! […]
Rocco Reed Had A Dream (About Four Flopping, Big Black Dicks Banging His Sex-Starved Ass)
Here is the description for a brand new gangbang clip, starring (supposedly not 100% heterosexual and only doing it for the money) power bottom Rocco Reed: “It’s been less than a year since former straight porn star Rocco Reed first appeared in a hardcore gay […]
The “Where The Bears Are” Season Two Trailer Is Here & I Am Not Fellating Any Bears In It
I am confused! The second season of Where The Bears Are—a web-series that describes itself as “Golden Girls meets Murder She Wrote with big, gay, hairy men”—will soon be upon us on June 10th, and I am not featured in the trailer performing blowjobs or […]
Rupaul and Lady Bunny Want To Suck On Miles David Moody’s “Lollipop”
Miles Davis Moody is the go-to sexy when it comes to hiring highly fuckable male models for your video. He was the bottom in Willam, Detox and Vicky Vox‘s “Boy Is A Bottom” and starred in “Gay Pimp” Jonny McGovern’s “Dickmatized” opus. RuPaul knows talent, so […]
This Bitch: The Elitist Plastic Surgery Disaster That Runs Abercrombie & Fitch
YEESH at the pic. Trust me when I type that this is a case of the outside reflecting the inside. That’s Michael Jeffries, 69. He’s the CEO of clothing brand Abercrombie & Fitch. He’s a horrible, horrible douchey person. You know how with some brands […]
Josh Long & Jimmy Fanz Are 2013’s Most Aesthetically-Pleasing Scene Partners.
Hairy gay porn pups Josh Long and Jimmy Fanz may not have turned out the best gay porn scene of the year, but one could argue that they’re the most perfectly-matched costars in recent history. Even though anyone on the other side of that argument […]
An Open Letter To Kyle Bornheimer
Dear Kyle Bornheimer, We need to sit down and have a talk. You are an adorable man who makes me excited in the pants-zone, and I would very much like to stick my penis in your mouth and wiggle it around a little bit. You […]
Flashback Friday: Hardhat (1977)
If the creamy cum shots alone aren’t enough to pique your interest in the 1977 gay porn film Hardhat, then perhaps you’ll be sold on the mustachioed men, blond twinks or such choice dialogue as, “Well, well! Meet my husband, the cocksucker.” This isn’t your […]
Loreen: “We Got The Power”
You might be familiar with Loreen from her 2012 Eurovision contribution “Euphoria“, an utterly monstrous dance song that swallowed the whole world and further solidified Sweden’s place as the center of the pop music universe. You might also know her from the 2004 season of […]











