Were I ever in a position that involved Guy Rogers naked in front of me, kicking him in the stomach ranks very low on the list of things I’d do to him… Alas! Anyone familiar with the antics of Breeder Fuckers knows that this is […]
Even though most of the world’s royal families are now just meaningless decorative pieces that have been scattered around the globe, there’s something unavoidably hot about a man with a title. It, therefore, bares consideration as to what they’d actually amount to without all that […]
The MTV Movie Awards is a huge bullshit-fest, and a gaudy excuse for inconsequential people to shill their latest products. It’s kind of like Home Shopping Network but with more cocaine consumption. However, a highlight this year was Macklemore & Ryan Lewis’ performance of their […]
The moment you’ve all been waiting for has finally arrived! Fresh off of dipping his dick monster into Brett Swanson and Nick Sterling, the dashing gentleman known as Abele Place has opted to give up his fuzzy muscle ass on Randy Blue. The oh-so-fortunate virginity […]
Do you have a soul? If so, then you are going to freak out over these pictures of James Ellis holding a puppy. The handsome male model is one of twelve men featured in the 2014 Hot Guys and Baby Animals calendar, and it’s safe […]
Matteo Valentine has Woof Alert written all over him (which wouldn’t be too difficult to believe, considering how many tattoos he has). With his dark beard, fuzzy torso and shaved head, the self-proclaimed “hipster” has appeared in ads and posters for several bear-related events. You […]
Am I the only one who’s lost all patience for superhero movie trailers? The official trailer for Man of Steel came out yesterday, and I couldn’t give two flying fucks about the overly sincere plot or the fancy action sequences. (It’s a bird! It’s a […]
My Doctor Sucks is a gay porn film that’s exactly what it sounds like—a guy walks into a doctor’s office and someone’s dick gets sucked. Of course, if that description isn’t eloquent enough for you, here’s what Hot House had to say about the flick: […]
UK trio M.O. probably won’t ever reach the modern girl group greatness of the Spice Girls, Destiny’s Child or even The Pussycat Dolls for that matter. Their name alone is a search engine optimization disaster, and they’ve yet to produce a single that busts through […]
Picture it! A college frat house, 2013. Two young men rest their backs on a couch with their ankles held in the air. Your hard dick bounces between your legs, freshly lubed and ready to go. A friend points a video camera at you, as […]
