Daniel is a whore for rimjobs. After hearing that, you may be wondering to yourself, “Who’s Daniel? And can I have his number?” Well, the answer to the first question can be found here. And if we knew the answer to the second question, we’d […]
Year: 2012
Japandroids: “The House That Heaven Built”
My indie nerd friends (that I follow on Twitter and pretend are my real friends) have been swearing up and down that Japandroids‘ Celebration Rock is one of the best albums of the year. I’ve yet to listen to any songs beyond “The Night of Wine […]
Fuck Vs. Non-Fuck: Happy Endings
We can’t even call this a round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, because Cody Cummings is too much of a pussy to stick his dick in another man’s ass. Therefore, we’d like to welcome you to the very first edition of Fuck Vs. Non-Fuck! Would you […]
Celebrity Skin: Jean-Claude Van Damme
Unacceptable! Preposterous! Inconceivable! I’ve gone through the list of stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and there isn’t a spot exclusively reserved for Jean-Claude Van Damme‘s ass cheeks. They were so omnipresent in 1990s cinema that they deserve more than a star! They deserve […]
Naturism: Have You Ever Just Hung Out Naked With Other Guys?
I will not reveal why I know this. Once you’ve been hanging out with everything flying free for awhile, and with others who are also wearing not a stitch of new clothing, well – you kinda stop thinking about it. We’re conditioned from birth to […]
Ben Maisani “Cheating” On Anderson Cooper?
Yawn! Another day, another celebrity “cheating” scandal that I’m incapable of giving any fucks about. Ben Maisani, the alleged fiancé of news anchor Anderson Cooper, was photographed kissing another man in a New York City park. Never mind the fact that they could have an […]
The Olympics May Be Gone, But Pics Of Tom Daley’s Bare Buttcheeks Are Forever
Awww, puppy! They came and went so quickly! And I’m not talking about the threesome I had last night. The 2012 London Games are officially history. The closing ceremonies were held last night and featured fantastic spectacle (the Spice Girls, shut up and zigga zig […]
Dylan Hauser & Connor Patricks = Water Fountains
Do you like the idea of copious amounts of warm liquid shooting at your face, but you can’t get into watersports ’cause of the whole urine thing? Good news! Dylan Hauser and Connor Patricks just came up with the perfect solution for you. This would normally […]
Mumford & Sons: “I Will Wait”
Marcus Mumford is a total babe, right? I’ve been known to throw his last album Sigh No More on my record player, lie down naked on the floor and pretend he’s singing to my taint. Okay, so maybe I’ve never actually done that in real life, […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Bo Roberts & “Real Men”
It’s been two Fridays since Bo Roberts made his sophomore appearance in the Manhunt Daily Wood series, yet his sex appeal somehow managed to seep into the week that followed. The insanely handsome, hairy-chested male model secured the top spot on The Ten, and it’s undeniable that “BoMania” was […]