Given how long we’ve been running iPhone Wars, you’d think it would have occurred to us earlier that there should be an all-stars round. Nope! We are dumb! It never occurred to us, prior to today, that we should take a group of previous winners […]
Year: 2012
A Shirtless Kyle From “All The Right Moves” Cooks You Breakfast
Yesterday we introduced you to the heavenly cast of dance reality show All The Right Moves. Kyle Robinson is one of the straight dancers (it’s ok, I’ll hold you), but he’s obviously a good sport because they’ve got him doing a shirtless cooking segment. Are […]
The Secret Sex Tape Chris Porter & Samuel Colt Don’t Want You To See?
Yesterday, we received an anonymous tip that NakedSword will be premiering an unreleased sex tape between Samuel Colt and Chris Porter later this week. The raw, hand-held footage supposedly shows Chris sucking Samuel off in the stall of a clothing store, and our source claims […]
11 STUNNING Pictures of Bo Roberts In His Underwear
It’s awfully redundant to combine the words “stunning” and “pictures of Bo Roberts in his underwear”, no? We should have just called this post “Bo Roberts Jizz-In-Your-Pants Fiesta“, because these shots featuring designs from the Todd Sanfield Collection will make you cum approximately seventeen and a […]
Garbage: “Big Bright World”
“Big Bright World” was exactly what I needed from a Garbage comeback album. The latest offering from the band’s fifth studio album Not Your Kind of People reminds me of why I fell in love with them in the ’90s. It’s more immediately likable than […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Kodi, Zach Randall & Hot Young Sluts
Good news for anyone who hates our Twink Tank series! It’s canceled this week. The bad news, however, is that you’ll have to deal with a quadruple dose of slim young men in tonight’s round of Fuck Vs. Fuck. Poor you! Your soul might be […]
Quickie: Stephen Amell
Ok, that poster is smokin’. Slow claps for The CW for luring us in with Stephen Ammel’s sick body. He’s playing Arrow (It SHOULD be Green Arrow, but television people aren’t exactly comic book purists) in their new superhero show. Amell plays Oliver Queen, a […]
Celebrity Skin: Robert Pattinson
As the only gay man in the universe who finds Robert Pattinson attractive, even I’m willing to admit that today’s edition of Celebrity Skin isn’t much to write home about. Nevertheless, the Twilight star showed a significant amount of skin in a sex scene from Bel […]
Would You Hit That?: Harrison Ford Is Bald
Indiana Jones got shiny. Here’s Harrison Ford with his dome showin’. He’s shaved it for a film role. That’s the official story, anyway. Harrison was sexy as hell back in the day, and he’s retained some of that charisma. Just not sure this is the […]
“All The Right Moves”: The Oxygen Network Finally Has A Show I’ll Watch
That was a lie. If I’m home after a night out drinking, there’s a very good possibility I’ll be eating something gross and watching Bad Girls’ Club: Mexico on On Demand. Trashy sluts beating each other up is very entertaining when you’re inebriated. All The […]