Before we cheapen a long-form PSA for testicular cancer awareness with our animal lust for firemen, please note that testicular cancer is the most common cancer affecting young men, and it is responsible for 10% of all cancer deaths in men aged 15-35. According to […]
Year: 2012
This Scene Is Disgusting! (And I Love It!)
While this isn’t the first time we’ve written about people shooting water out of their butts onto other people’s bodies, it’s the first time where the “other people” seem to be enjoying it. It wasn’t enough for Michael Lucas that Jonathan Agassi took a banana […]
Houndmouth: “Penitentiary”
Do I mildly enjoy Houndmouth because they’re a good band? Or do I mildly enjoy Houndmouth because I want to jizz on their drummer’s beard? These are the questions I have to ask myself! If we’re being entirely honest with one another, I’m thinking it might […]
Why Do I Hate This Orgy?
On any other day, I would erupt copious amounts of jizz over the following combination of things: speedos, group sex, outdoor photo shoots, great butts, flexible men, poolside sex, Adam Killian, Trenton Ducati, Jessie Colter and (apparently) Hans Berlin. So what’s wrong with this fivesome from Jizz Orgy? I don’t […]
Quickie: Josey Greenwell
It’s about time this country crooner took some more pics. Josey Greenwell is a twangy type who was on the rise in Nashville until he came out in 2008. The country music industry isn’t that kind to openly gay singers. Ask Chely Wright. Anyway, Josey […]
Celebrity Skin: Daniel Craig’s Dick
Nope, you didn’t read that wrong! You’re about to see James Bonds‘ cock. Back in 2000, actor Daniel Craig did a nude scene for the film Some Voices, and I don’t exaggerate when I say that you see everything. Front and back. Dick and ass. […]
Would You Hit That?: Jon Hamm’s Dick Outline
Everyone’s always carrying on about actor Jon Hamm being sexy as fuck. Well, they’re right. Here’s definitive proof. Dude hit the streets without underwear the other day, and the world got a glimpse of what he’s twerkin’ with. Even with those hateful pants interfering with […]
This Is How You Raise Money For Your College Rowing Team
Why is it that every other country’s college sports teams know that nude calendars of themselves are the best way to raise money? What is it with America? Why are our athletes such prudes? The UK, France…everyone’s dropping trou for the camera and our teams […]
Coming Out Month: My Secret Pain
As we all know, coming out is not an easy process. It can take some of us years to finally gain enough courage to share our true selves with our family, friends and those we love… And, in certain cases, it can take decades. Today’s submission […]
The Locker Room (Monday Morning Edition): Chris Kluwe For Everything
I have a new love. He’s a Viking from Minnesota. He’s “aw shucks” cute, funny as hell, and has no qualms about calling out homophobic dickfaces about their stupidity. His name is Chris Kluwe and he recently penned an open letter to a Maryland politician […]