My apologies that three Korean girls in frilly pink dresses have invaded a space that’s usually reserved for big dicks and round asses, but I’ve got to show some love for girl group Orange Caramel‘s new(ish) single “Lipstick”. This track reminds me of international dance […]
Year: 2012
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Landon Conrad (II)
Geez, how long has it been since Landon Conrad‘s last Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post? It feels like a trillion years since I’ve talked about his curved dick, in particular how I want it to poke my prostate over and over again like we’re flirting on […]
Caption This: Deepthroating Noah Greene
There was a brief moment where I wondered if the shot above should actually be today’s Caption This picture. Noah Greene looks pretty ridiculous with that blissful expression on his face, his arms stretched out as Jake Cruise reaches into his shorts… But this isn’t […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: allurehomme
Manhunt’s allurehomme is looking for a fella that’s the opposite of dull for some “gallivanting.” Judging by his good looks and strong dick, we’re guessing “gallivanting” is code for “serious fucking.” We’re so into his ass, in fact, that we can get over him tongue-fighting […]
Conner Habib’s Man Royale Scene is EVERYTHING.
While doing research for this Monday’s extra special edition of The Cock Buffet, I discovered that gay porn star, father fucker and rival sex advice guru Conner Habib did a scene with Tyler Saint for your favorite “sensual” gay porn site Man Royale. I’ve now watched […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Man Thighs
Two buds know what grosses out their lady friend. The underside of their thighs. I can think of areas on a man’s body that have more potential grossness than their thighs, but maybe it’s a girl thing. Anyway, these two brahs show off how limber […]
What Would You Do?: Mike De Marko
Here is a list of things I would do with gay porn newcomer Mike DeMarko (if I weren’t too busy furiously masturbating to Trent Locke‘s new scene all weekend long): • Shove my tongue down his throat, and push him against a wall. • Get our […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Trent Locke
I’ve been waiting since mid-August for this! Some of you might recall that the trailer for Trent Locke and Tim Kelly‘s scene in FUR MOUNTAIN appeared in this particularly great edition of The Cock Buffet. Though the scene wasn’t out back then, it’s finally been […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Tom Ford Is A Daddy (No, The Other Kind)
[Insert “Tom Ford is fucking the damn Crypt Keeper?” joke here] ITEM – Before I get to the actual news about GORGEOUS fashion designer/film director Tom Ford, can I just say I’m annoyed by this hypocritical bitch? While I find Tom to be crazy hot, […]
Hunting Season: Y R U SO VANILLA???
I’m starting to wonder if I watched the wrong version of Hunting Season this week, because the sixth episode was completely devoid of dick and/or ass. What a fucking travesty! Alas, it shows my devotion to this series that I can sit through ten minutes […]

