It is REALLY, REALLY hard for me to post even briefly about Reggie Bush for “The Locker Room.” Do I think he’s hot? Oh yes. Do I think his beefy muscle bod is extremely enticing? Very much so. Do I think his 1000-watt grin and […]
Year: 2012
Rub-A-Dub Dub, Duncan Black In A Tub…
Duncan Black has seemingly come out of nowhere, quickly becoming one of our favorite gay porn newcomers. The slutty young “twunk” was recently spotted demonstrating his versatility in this past weekend‘s edition of The Cock Buffet (see items #2 and #14 for reference). As for […]
Drawn To You: Kenzie LaMar
Mark Adnum, the hot new editor at Nightcharm, just sent a friendly e-mail my way. Since I happen to have a weakness for scruffy lads who aren’t afraid to admit they love both Barbra Streisand and gay porn, I’ve made it a point to add Nightcharm […]
Masturbating Alone To “Dancing Alone To Pony”
Lordy, Lordy, look who’s thirty-seven. It’s none other than Elgin Lumpkin, the gifted R&B singer who you perhaps know better by the name of Ginuwine. The singer made his debut in 1996 with the eternally relevant song “Pony”, a song which manages to actually sound […]
Hot Guy Solves Rubik’s Cube While Doing Push-Ups
Apologies to anyone who’s seen this already! Exactly one month ago, some dude who looks like he could model for Corbin Fisher took his shirt off and solved a Rubik’s Cube in under 25 seconds. While this might not sound as enticing as, say, Johnny […]
While We’re On The Subject of Gangbangs…
Funny thing about gangbangs! They’re nearly impossible to organize. Much as I tried to take this advice into account, my goal of getting stuffed from every angle was not accomplished this past weekend. I didn’t even get stuffed from any angle, for that matter! My […]
Thee Oh Sees: “Lupine Dominus”
My personal philosophy about strip clubs, which you are welcome to disagree with, is that the straight ones are always better, because the point of strip clubs should be to titillate and not to provide instant gratification. (Instant gratification: that’s what the internet is for.) […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Rimjobs & Rob Wilson
My biggest regret of the weekend? That I didn’t find anyone who’d try Colby Keller‘s “honey trick” with me. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then you should probably watch this video. Then you should dream about Colby’s tongue on your butt, because gosh, […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought to You By Johnny Rapid’s Taint
Happy Sunday! Since I am a crazy person, I’ve decided to celebrate my dear co-blogger J. Harvey‘s marriage with another twenty-item edition of The Cock Buffet. Since I am a selfish person, I haven’t taken his taste in men into consideration, and I just wrote […]
Caption This: The Urinal
There’s very little that’s funny about this picture. It’s just two guys standing next to one another in a public restroom, doing whatever men do when they’re in front of urinals. Are they cruising one another? Are they just peeing? Unclear! But it seemed right […]

