This is a bittersweet moment. The first season of Hunting Season (that’s a really awkward way to start a sentence) has officially come to an end. As much as I love writing these recaps week to week, they make it difficult to find time for […]
Year: 2012
Hot Or Not: Gym Sex
This might just be a fantasy for 95%…ok, 75%… of the gay pop at large. But it’s a hot one. You and a bud are working out late night at the gym. You know the owner or whomever is overseeing the place that night. They […]
Quickie: Orlando Cruz
Sock it to me, Orlando Cruz! You’re the first professional boxer to come out of the closet who is still competing! This is completely brave, and totally commendable. Is there a sport in which athletes are expected to be more rough, tough, and “masculine?” What […]
Underwear Drawer: Private Structure
This is how all disputes should be settled. Underwear-clad gladiatorial bouts! Picture it. You’re hot. You and an equally hot buddy have some beef over a boy. Instead of calmly talking things over, you strip to your skimpy undies by Private Structure and tussle on […]
Did Anyone Else Want To Beat Off To “American Horror Story: Asylum” Last Night?
Warning – the following post contains spoilers for American Horror Story: Asylum. It says something about the male sex drive that even amidst all of the insane & homophobic nunbitch machinations, lesbians-in-distress, hand-eating creatures stalking the woods, electrical-probe wielding aliens, and Chloe Sevigny’s bad acting, […]
Ron Swanson Naked.
This GIF seemed appropriate, considering the reaction I assume most of you will have when you read the headline “Ron Swanson Naked“. The good (or bad) news is that Nick Offerman, the actor who plays Leslie Knope‘s reluctant confidant on Parks & Recreation, has yet […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Messina’s Penis
We usually don’t do three Celebrity Skin posts in a single week, but exceptions have to be made when full-frontal nudity comes into the equation. Chris Messina—who you may recognize from The Mindy Project, Damages or The Newsroom—bared all in the new film 28 Hotel […]
HELP! I Am Obsessed With Parole Him.
You guys! I have a problem! I am fucking obsessed with ParoleHim.com. This is far worse than my bizarre infatuation with Trenton Ducati, because the entire concept of Parole Him revolves around raping criminals bareback… And yet it makes my dick ridiculously hard? This might […]
Kelly Clarkson: “Catch My Breath”
Browsing through the track-list for Kelly Clarkson‘s upcoming compilation Greatest Hits – Chapter One, I was reminded how much I love Kelly Clarkson. This is largely because the set relies on Kelly’s golden era between 2004-2006, when she released a string of insanely catchy singles […]
The Ten: Can “Mystery Bottom” Win This?
We don’t even know his last name. Hell, we don’t even know his first name! We’ve deemed him “Mystery Bottom“, and this cubbish young gentleman fought hard (pun intended) for the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment“. Much to our surprise, he came in […]