I think I might have low self-esteem? There’s no other reason to explain why I’m so turned on by the poster/trailer for Les Infidèles. The French film stars Academy Award nominee Jean Dujardin as a gigantic cunt-muffin who’s (presumably) cheating on his wife, girlfriend or […]
Year: 2012
Straight Guys Are Gay: Cuddle Buddies
Remember that episode of Friends when Ross and Joey figure out they nap best when they’re intertwined with each other? In the real world, they would have gone farther and realized that needed to keep pushing the envelope with some butt-sex. However, it was NBC, […]
Top Or Bottom: Michael Cera
It’s amazing what being famous can do for a person. If I saw actor Michael Cera anywhere other than on my television or at the local cinema, I’d assume an Amber Alert was on. Whether it’s ironic or he’s trying to butch it up, no. […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Rob Gronkowski
(ignore the female adult film star on the right) Dewitt already gave you his pick, now it’s my turn. Go Pats! We’re in Boston, what do you expect? I just realized that I haven’t even gotten invited to a Madonna Half-Time Show Viewing Superbowl Party […]
Super Bowl XLVI Hotness: Rob Ninkovich
Between Buzzfeed‘s “Hotties Of The SuperBowl” list and Ranker‘s interactive version on the same theme, I’ve spent a lot of the past two days fapping to pics of attractive football players. More accurately, I’ve spent a lot of time fapping to pics of the New […]
Paul Wagner & Chris Bines: Have I Gone To Heaven?
The gods of gay porn must be happy with us, because it feels like we’ve been getting bombarded with new Paul Wagner scenes. This is a good thing! For all we care, the gods of gay porn could make it rain nothing but Paul Wagner […]
10 Things I’m Listening To Instead of Madonna
My refusal to write about “Give Me All Your Luvin’” had less to do with my ambivalence toward Madonna, and more to do with the fact that I only had one joke about it—“The inclusion of Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. feels, uh, superfluous (look it […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: DutchBoy28
DutchBoy28 is our selection for Manhunt Man of the Week. He’s got a GIANT cock. You probably aren’t going to read past that sentence so blah blah blah blah naked guy. That isn’t the only reason why we chose him. He also has morphing hair, […]
Who Would You Rather?: Creepy Bunny Edition
For reasons we’re not allowed to divulge quite yet, there’s been a lot of talk about Colby Keller here at Manhunt headquarters. This nearly led to a fist fight when one of our cubicle neighbors revealed that he “didn’t understand” Colby’s appeal… UM, EXCUSE ME? […]
Madonna’s “Gimme All Your Luvin'” Video – The Breakdown
Dewitt refused to write this post. He was very sincere when he asked me to do it for him. He’s not feeling Ciccone. I’m fine with it. I like Madonna. I have been programmed since adolescence to give anything she does the benefit of the […]