Hello, Michael Hichborn! I’m digging your salt and pepper hair, inviting lips, judgmental eyes and overall “power bottom” vibe. Why don’t we head over to Planned Parenthood, pick up a pamphlet about fisting and give it a try together? I’ve never had any interest in […]
Year: 2012
Will Young: “Losing Myself”
I’ve never paid much attention to Will Young. Apparently, the openly gay singer-songwriter was the first winner of Pop Idol, the British reality show which spawned American Idol and dozens of similar singing competitions internationally. He has bragging rights to thirteen Top 40 singles and […]
Liam Hemsworth Is Wearing Clothes
Lust after Liam Hemsworth while you still can! As soon as The Hunger Games hits the silver screen, he’s going to become the next Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner, and we’ll all have to fight a bunch of tweenage girls just to stare at him. […]
Durex Australia Advertising Their Big Gay Cock
It’s about TIME someone marketed their condoms towards the gay community in a light-hearted manner. Here’s Durex Australia’s big gay cock. He’s dressed for Mardi Gras Down Under in a tribute to gay days past (did you know that at one point homosexuals were dressing […]
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Is A Top
Because you were all dying to know! One of the previously mentioned “EXTREMELY CUTE” NakedSword employees and my current spirit animal (Jack Shamama) did a bit of investigative reporting to discover He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named‘s preference in the bedroom. The answer may surprise you… Unless you saw those […]
The Best Commercial You Will Ever See
One could argue that Manhunt Daily is just a series of nonstop advertisements (apparently we’re selling Daniel Radcliffe’s tongue?), but the truth of the matter is that I really don’t care* if you buy a membership to Naked Sword as long as you watch this […]
Michael Ian Black Had Gay Sex, Would Happily Do It Again
Michael Ian Black is the sorta cutesy comedian that you might recognize from many a commercial and all of those shows VH-1 used to run about loving past decades. He’s got a new book out. While plugging it to Esquire, he admitted he’s been with […]
Celebrity Skin: Shawn Hatosy
Welcome to a very special Thursday edition of Celebrity Skin, in which I tell you how much I enjoyed this clip of Shawn Hatosy naked on Southland. And just how much did I enjoy this clip? A lot. This may have even been better than […]
SORRY: I Have A Crush On Jonny McGovern
Judge all you want to, but Jonny McGovern was the hottest person I met at the Cybersocket Awards. He’s approximately nine feet tall (just an estimate) with a beard, a great sense of humor and a sexual preference for nerds like me. Do you know […]
The Ten: Face! Face! Face! The Sexiest Men of The Moment
There seem to be several haters who believe the only reason Jonathan Luke‘s sweeping The Ten involves a piece of very large equipment between his legs. Also known as? His dick. To silence the detractors, I’ve compiled a very special G-rated countdown for today, in […]