Words can not express how excited I am about Game of Thrones‘ second season. As I make my way through the final pages of George R.R. Martin‘s A Clash of Kings (the second book in the series, for all you non-nerds), I’m gearing up to […]
Year: 2012
Bring The Strip Club Directly To Your Laptop
Do you like watching male strippers but hate the idea of fighting with a bunch of drunk queens to shove a dollar bill down some dude’s g-string? Well, good news! With the help of Jimmy Z Productions, we’re going to bring the strip club directly […]
Blake Shelton’s Homophobia Blown To Smithereens By Adam Levine’s Hotness
Blake Shelton recently told MTV News (via Unicorn Booty) that, like the rest of the world, he wants The Voice‘s co-judge Adam Levine’s dick #INHISBUTT. Who doesn’t? Here’s what he said: All I have to say is, it’s true: I have a man crush on […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of No Pants (Part V)
Though I’m sure I’ll be proven wrong in a matter of seconds, this feels like the most evenly-matched round of iPhone Wars in months. Not being a size queen, Contestant A is my personal favorite, with his meaty legs, beautiful cock and overall DILF appeal. […]
Awkward In Groups
One of my favorite people on the internet, Matthew Lawrence, just wrote a piece for Salon about his first experience with group sex. It’s a fascinating and delightfully uncomfortable story. You can read the whole thing here, though I’ve included an excerpt after the jump […]
PILLOW FIGHT!: Andrew Christian’s Boys Are Playful
This looks like that “Beauty School Dropout” scene from Grease, except slightly gayer. Andrew Christian is teasing this year’s White Party with a cutesy new video of models old and new pillow fightin’. Watch until the end – there’s a surprise cameo. Why isn’t HE […]
Money Shot: Hot White Cum for JJ Michaels
If you’re a fan of thick, creamy loads, then you’re in for a morning treat! This scene from Seth Chase‘s new site features cum-hungry slut JJ Michaels getting a big ol’ load on his face. Technically, it might be an older scene from one of […]
Lex Land: Were My Sweetheart To Go…
Does anyone else watch The Voice? If so, did you throw your remote at the television screen when Blake Shelton chose sort-of-okay Charlotte Sometimes over the sheer perfection known as Lex Land? I did… Look, I’m willing to forgive Blake for that whole homophobic tweet […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Virgin Bottom Vs. Experienced Porn Star
Here’s the thing about Fuck Vs. Fuck! You don’t have to be attracted to the models to answer the damn question. We’re pointing this out early in the game, because we know one of you jokers will reply with a comment like, “Neither of the […]
Celebrity Skin: Richard Gere (Insert Gerbil Joke Here)
Oh, the stuff of urban legends. It’s Richard Gere in 1983’s Breathless. Richard had a nice, perky ass back in the day! And it looks like he wasn’t employing a butt double. Butt doubles are so lame. They’re like the film version of AstroTurf. Frankly, […]