King of The Buffoons is one of my new favorite Tumblrs, because it’s mostly just self-portraits of this ridiculously cute cub. I think his name is Tony or something? For the purposes of this post, we’re just going to refer to him as “Tony”. This […]
Year: 2012
It Happened On Manhunt: My First Real Kiss
Never been kissed! It’s not just a ridiculous Drew Barrymore movie. It’s also the opening premise for this installment of It Happened On Manhunt. Before he had signed up for a Manhunt membership, today’s subject had never done anything with another man. No kisses! No […]
Who Would You Rather?: Leonardo DiCaprio Vs. Fake Leonardo DiCaprio
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHH! There’s a Leonardo DiCaprio impersonator who looks nothing at all like Leonardo DiCaprio! The guy doesn’t even look like Lukas Haas, Tobey Maguire or anyone in Leo’s Pussy Posse! What a weird celebrity to choose to impersonate. MJ, Cher, Gaga, there’s even a GALLAGHER […]
Let’s Make St. Patrick’s Day Celebrating Even More Obnoxious
Green beer, people who aren’t Irish getting obnoxiously drunk and puking in the streets, and here in Boston we get EVEN MORE awful renditions of “Sweet Caroline”! It’s St. Patrick’s Day, and if you’re not fucked up and picking a fight with that guy you […]
Unique Look: Sam by Luke Austin
Originally, Sam was slated to go up as yesterday’s Quickie, until I changed my mind in favor of undeniable crowd-pleaser Sergio. While I believe I made the right decision, there was still this lingering desire to write about Sam. More accurately, there was a lingering […]
Shh! This Czech Twink Doesn’t Want You To Know That His Butt’s Extraordinarily Tight & Fuckable!
Be vewy, vewy quiet! We’re hunting for Czech twinks! Our job would be a lot easier if they weren’t all getting paid to drop their pants on Czech Hunter, but we’re not going to complain too much since they’re all sucking off the site’s camera […]
Courtni Starr: “Charlie Brown Teacher”
My new favorite song is over a year old. Though the official music video has around 48,316 views on YouTube, I have neither heard it on the radio or seen it on any blogs I read. This baffles me! The track alone has potential to […]
Marc Dylan Manages To Make Oral Sex Interesting
Oral scenes are, for the most part, the bastard child of the gay porn industry. Any time I’ve ever watched porn with someone else, they fast-forwarded directly to the dick on ass action. It defies logic! Why can’t guys who love long, slow blowjobs last […]
Quickie: Sergio
I challenge you to find a single flaw in MundoMais model Sergio. What’s that you say? I’m sorry! Can you speak up or something? I mean, seriously, if you’re trying to tell me that there’s anything wrong with this man, then all I’m hearing is […]
Twink Tank: Alex Vaara
Congratulations to Cocky Boys for finally forcing me to pay attention to Alex Vaara! His previous efforts for College Dudes and Next Door Twink had never succeeded in making my dick go “boing”, but this latest solo clip has elicited a sudden interest in his […]