Here are some pictures of impossibly gorgeous male models holding pastries and pretending to eat them! Food porn fetishists are going to see these pics and be like, “Oh my gosh! This is complete bullshit. They’re not even chewing. Your definition of ‘eating’ is about […]
Year: 2012
RuPaul’s New Video Rounds Up Just About Everybody From Season Four
RuPaul’s Drag Race’s fourth season only has three episodes left – a look behind-the-scenes, the final episode announcing the winner, and the reunion. Yes, that is Jennifer Love Hewitt-esque tears you see rolling down my face. It’s my favorite show! Luckily, we’ll always have this […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Shirt Lifters (Part III)
Guys lifting their shirts up to show their stomachs! We haven’t tackled this theme on iPhone Wars since November 2010, so we’re bringing it back for today’s round of amateur real men, er, realness… Which of these four shirt lifters makes you want to lift […]
Mr. Gay World 2012!
Meet Andreas Derleth. He’s the stationary store manager from New Zealand who was recently crowned Mr. Gay World 2012. That’s a lot of pressure for one gay guy! Derleth beat out the rest of his Speedo-ed competition in events like Mr. Gay Swimwear, Sports Challenge, […]
The Best Movie I Have Never Seen
Mad scientists. Orgies. Drag queens. Gorillas. Extreme fisting. What do these five things have in common? They’re all incorporated in the 1974 (should be) classic Drive. The film combines hardcore gay sex with a plotline reminiscent of a 1950s sci-fi B-movie, all while making a […]
Money Shot: Jizz On The Back
Jordano Santoro‘s ass is out of this world. I honestly can’t tell if he’s arching his back all the time, or if his cheeks are simply so big and round that it only looks like he’s arching his back all the time. Either way, when […]
Matt Zarley: “Trust Me”
Before we discuss Matt Zarley‘s brand new single “Trust Me”, let’s pause for a moment and address the things I want to do to Matt Zarley’s body. These things would occur in a sleazy motel room with a gigantic mirror on the wall. The rest […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Virgins (Or So They Say) & Virginity Thieves
Continuing along in their streak as the only gay porn site that matters right now, the lovely folks at Randy Blue have brought back Nick Sterling and Cody Lake to rob Trevor Tripp and Ross Reed of their ass virginity. It’s okay if you don’t […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Zylka
Chris Zylka is one of those prettyboy CW actor-types who you won’t remember in a couple of years, except to muse -“didn’t I once see him on Manhunt Daily looking hot and carrying a dildo?” Harshness. No, he’s probably off to a long and prosperous […]
Quickie: Roger Monssores
You may remember male model Roger Monsorres from this photo shoot, in which he got all rough and sexy with fellow beautiful person Diego Franco (and it was awesome). This time, however, he’s showing off his softer side as the cover model for issue #147 […]

