Contrary to popular belief, I am not attracted to all bears and older men. While Luciano pushes a few of my buttons, he doesn’t get me so horned up that I’d jump on his (admittedly fantastic) dick in the middle of the street. I’m trying […]
Year: 2012
Who Would You Rather?: Marc Jacobs’ Boyfriends
Marc Jacobs is kind of a catch. When you’re a multi-millionaire fashion designer who went from somewhat schlubby to possessing a beach-ready body – you’ve pretty much got your pick of the menz. As Dewitt posted about earlier, Marc is currently dallying with professional cocksman […]
The Only Reason To Watch “Glee” Anymore: Darren Criss Takes A Shower
Why are we writing about Glee when it’s so clearly over, and everyone just wants American Horror Story to come back (and hopefully kill the cast of Glee)? Because they put Darren Criss in a workout/shower montage last night. Darren is the only thing that […]
Get That Dick, Marc Jacobs!
Marc Jacobs and Harry Louis are still doing it. This is “news” because Marc and Louis are both sort-of-famous attractive people, and someone took pictures of them on a beach. In circumstances such as this, less-than-famous people like us (aka “normals”) have no choice but […]
Brotherly Love: John Williams & David Williams
You’ve already masturbated to pictures of John Williams and David Williams. Now, you can masturbate to this picture of the rugby brothers posing together at last! We’re not going to ask why David’s wearing what he’s wearing (because it’s perfect), but we are going to […]
Money Shot: Jake Perry Hits A Home Run w/ His Butthole
What would you do if you walked into the locker room and some dude was bent over a bench getting impaled by a baseball bat? I’d probably just drop my shorts and stuff my sweaty dick in his mouth, but I guess this kind of […]
Death Grips: “I’ve Seen Footage”
Death Grips‘ “I’ve Seen Footage” opens with a beat that sounds like a bastardized version of Salt-n-Pepa‘s “Push It” and then proceeds to get even weirder. While it’s impossible to say whether the Sacramento trio are bringing a punk aesthetic to hip-hop or a hip-hop […]
Matty Demerit & Clayton Archer Stretch Before Sex
“You always want to stretch real good before you do anything.” That’s what Matty Demerit had to say before he started slamming his cock into Clayton Archer‘s ass. It’s a pretty important lesson to take into consideration, you know? Sex injuries are the most embarrassing […]
Quickie: Efren Chacon
Imagine if you walked into your kitchen and found this man sitting on your counter. While you’d initially be shocked that a stranger invaded your living space, your feelings might change when he puts down that mug, slides that tank top over his head and […]
Twink Tank: Brez Wild & Nathan Brookes
What’s that you say? You want to see more virgins? Well, if you skeptical fuckers are just going to assume that every man in the world has had a dick up his ass, why would we ever post more virgins? Oh… Because the sex is […]