Two questions! Is it wrong that I think Trenton Ducati looks like a ripped version of Alan Thicke from Growing Pains? Taking that into account, is it wrong that this really turns me on? It appears I have a bizarre secret obsession with Kirk Cameron‘s […]
Year: 2012
Caption This: The Floating Curtain Dick
You need to watch this trailer. Basically, our dear friend Jake Steel makes an attempt to masturbate on his own, and then a magical floating penis emerges from the curtain next to him. It’s priceless (almost as good as Parker London‘s pizza box blowjob in […]
Everything Butt: Anthony Romero (II)
We don’t have to explain why Anthony Romero is making a second appearance in our Everything Butt series. It’s pretty obvious, right? Ever since this edition of The Cock Buffet, we haven’t been able to get his wondrous, muscular mounds out of our heads. If […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Two British Dudes Tear Each Other’s Clothes Off
I’m going to feel like a tool if these guys are actually Irish or something. I’m terrible with accents. Here’s two guys stripping each other naked in a pub. It must have been a slow night, cuz’ these two get butt naked and roll around […]
What Would You Do?: Cal
Here is a list of things I would do with Cal (if I weren’t afraid of snapping him in half): • Wrap my lips around his cock and keep going until I gag on it. • Lick his balls. A lot. • Lube up and […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Matthieu Charneau
Matthieu Charneau is extraordinarily sexy (in a cute way). But you already knew that! Of course, if you’d like to extend your knowledge of Matthieu’s cuteness, you could head over to BUTT and read their interview with him. The interviewer asks some great questions, and […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Zac Efron Can Unhook A Bra(?) With One Hand
ITEM – Zac Efron is doing the press whore tour for the umpteenth cheesy love story based on a Nicholas Sparks novel. Seriously, all of those movies are the same. Someone finds some shit that leads them to someone and someone’s dead and can I […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: The 7-Man Orgy
Does it count as an orgy if there are only seven people? I got into a discussion about this with a friend’s bisexual ex-boyfriend, and he had a very clear idea of what constitutes an “orgy” versus what’s considered “group sex”. I forget what he […]
Manhunt Man Of The Week: Zanezibar
This week’s “Manhunt Man of the Week” hails from the Pacific Northwest, and I want to cuddle up with him on a rainy day. Portland’s supposedly one of the coolest cities in the country, and I want him as a tour guide. Actually, I think […]
Flashback Friday: Judd Cooper
Judd Cooper is another one of those hairy 1980s pinup models who I can’t believe I haven’t discovered until now. He deserves a spot in my spank bank right next to Steve Kelso, Carl Hardwick and Pete Kuzak (my holy trinity of vintage porno masturbation). […]