Out of a folder of 65 guys in jockstraps, do you know how difficult it was to narrow it down to twelve for today’s edition of iPhone Wars? It wasn’t so much the process of selecting these guys to compete, as it was the fact […]
Year: 2012
Britney Spears Is An Evil Bitch From Satanland
No, really – she’s not. It’s a reality show and who gives a fuck that she couldn’t throw a former duet partner a bone? None of this is real. Or rather – none of this is important. But it’s Britney, and there was a homo […]
Josh West & Troy Daniels In “Private Party”
You’ve watched them chat about bacon-flavored rimjobs and costume parties for buttholes, and now it’s time to watch them fuck! In the scene “First Taste”, Josh West and Troy Daniels set the stage for NakedSword‘s brand new, sex party-themed original series Private Party. Armpit licking! […]
20 ‘Gasm-Inducing Shirtless Pics of Joe Manganiello
“His latest role is playing a stripper called Big Dick Richie and now it’s clear to see why.” But is it, Kirsty McCormack of the Daily Mail? That was the first sentence you wrote in this article about Joe Manganiello promoting Magic Mike (by simply […]
Alex Anwandter: “Cómo puedes vivir contigo mismo?”
“Cómo puedes vivir contigo mismo?” is Chilean singer Alex Anwandter‘s tribute to the 1990 documentary Paris Is Burning. For those who don’t speak Spanish, the title translates to “How can you live with yourself?”, a refrain repeated quite often over the song’s string-laden disco-house beat. […]
5 Reasons ParoleHim.com Might Be Real
Most gay porn reality sites are about as “real” as reality television. Although it’d be easy to dig into ParoleHim.com and point out all the reasons it might be fake, we’ve opted to play devil’s advocate and explore the possibility that there actually was a […]
Celebrity Skin: Even Better Shots Of Michael Fassbender’s Cock In “Shame”
It’s kind of a shame that Shame has become sort of the Holy Grail of full frontal cock shots for the aughts. Mainly because it’s a serious and disturbing look at sex addiction, yet we treat it like softcore gay porn. We’re awful, terrible people. […]
Exclusive Video Interview: Josh West & Troy Daniels
The alternative title of this entry is “Josh West Wouldn’t Mind If Your Ass Tasted Like Bacon“. That’s only one of many delightfully odd topics covered in our exclusive video interview with Josh West and Troy Daniels. They also tackle such important issues as orgy […]
Would You Hit That?: Shia LaBeouf In Sigur Rós Video
Yeah – no. Granted, I can get into Shia LaBeouf. He’s kind of a twerp, but there are times when he can look fairly doable. Witness. Is this one of those times? Nope. Shia shows off his cock profile in this vid, but it still […]
Chris Hemsworth: Thor At The Pool
James Marsden ain’t got shit on Chris Hemsworth! Here’s Thor walking around his Sydney hotel’s pool looking like he’s been carved out of marble. Arms. I repeat – ARMS. Thor is truly sexy, but he does pose a problem. Long hair on a guy has […]