You may have noticed a pattern here! This is the third time I’ve mentioned Australia’s TROUGH X dance party. There’s no reason I should be writing about a party I’ll (most likely) never attend, especially considering I have literally no connection to the organizers or […]
Year: 2012
Manhunt Man Of The Week: brockder
To start off, our “Manhunt Man of the Week” (brockder) says that he’s done porn. For the life of me, I can’t ID his cute ass! Anyone? You guys will like him anyways. He’s got a lot of cock pics on his profile. You’re easy […]
I Guess I Want To Bang Jacob Tyler?
When I initially laid eyes on Jacob Tyler, my first thought was that he wasn’t really my type. Upon further examination—inspired by my newfound initiative to not worry about “types”—I began to notice tiny things that got me excited. Excited in the pants. <– Just […]
Flashback Friday: The International Male Catalog
I’m definitely dating myself with this one, but did anyone else’s sexual awakening begin with the International Male catalog? It randomly came to our house in the mail one day when I was a kid (unless my Dad was either A) secretly gay or B) […]
5 Beautiful Pics of Chris Bines Riding Dick
I ask you, has there ever been a man who looks more perfect bobbing up and down on a hard cock than Chris Bines? The answer is “no”. Let it be known that, as of today, Chris Bines has been crowned the official King of […]
M.I.A. f/ Missy Elliott & Rye Rye: “Bad Girls” (Switch Remix)
Around the same time that Madonna released her dreadfully forgettable lead single which we should never speak of again, her collaborator and bird-flipping Superbowl co-bitch M.I.A. made a return to form (after the dreadfully scattered /\/\/\Y/\ album) with an excellent track known as “Bad Girls”. […]
Everything Butt: Conan
It occurred to me back in February that I have a thing for men with neanderthal-like features. Would it be insulting to say Conan fits into that category? His facial expressions are consistently doofy in a way that’s actually quite charming (as far as I’m […]
The Locker Room: American Ninja Warrior(s)
Requirement #1 to be an American Ninja Warrior – you must be sexy! Upper body strength helps as well. G4’s American Ninja Warrior is a spin-off of the series Sasuke. It’s a US athletic competition in which sexy guys (there’s girls too, but you don’t […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Clothespins
Who hasn’t wanted a guy to attach clothespins to their cock and balls? It’s like a reverse wooden mohawk for your dick. You can even attach some to your nipples. Your lips! Your nose! Some guys like being human laundry. Whenever I’ve watched porn that […]
Penis Jewelry!
Every year, millions of men suffer from the fear that their penis isn’t fancy enough. They lie awake in bed every night, agonizing over the fact that their penis is not, in fact, covered with major bling. While they may feel hopeless and alone, there’s […]