There are times when you wish a gay porn scene involved flip-fucking. Then, there are those other times when the performers do, indeed, switch positions, and you wonder why the hell they even bothered. This particular clip falls into the latter category. Caleb Strong‘s butt […]
Year: 2012
Pet Shop Boys: “Winner”
Is it possible that Pet Shop Boys recorded their new single “Winner” as a candidate for the official London 2012 Summer Olympics theme song, and then they were passed over for Muse‘s over-the-top anthem “Survival”? Even if that’s not the case, I would have preferred […]
Twink Tank: Roger Lambert and Luke Hamill
It has recently come to my attention that I’m obsessed with Roger Lambert‘s foreskin and butthole. Prior to this, I wasn’t aware that you could tell any of Bel Ami‘s models apart from one another, but if you look close enough, you’ll notice that Roger’s […]
Quickie: Fernando Sippel
You can hardly see Fernando Sippel‘s eyes in this photo, yet you can somehow tell they’re fucking gorgeous. In fact, he’s eye-fucking me so hard right now that I’m already down on my knees, ready to worship his chiseled body in every way that’s humanly […]
Hot or Not: Taint Hair
Above the neck, Hayden Alexander might look like the twink next door. Below the waist, he’s equipped with enough hair to produce seventeen and a half merkins. Not only does he have a full bush, but he’s also got fur on his taint, balls and […]
They Re-Made “Steel Magnolias”
Is it because I’m a homo? Or is it just because I’m a sap? If I’m laying around and Steel Magnolias is on the screen vee, I will watch the whole damn movie. And when Sally Field acts her ass off in that soul-destroying funeral […]
Steven Dehler & Montana Volby by Dylan Rosser
If Steven Dehler looks familiar, that’s because he’s appeared in a handful of Andrew Christian‘s viral videos, this shoot for Timoteo, several images by Justin Monroe and, well, he’s pretty much been anywhere you could ever imagine. If Montana Volby looks familiar to you, that’s […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Anonymous Cock (Part IV)
Dicks, dicks and more dicks! Everyone loves dicks. Although a few folks might complain that today’s round of iPhone Wars could use some faces to match with all these dicks, we regret to inform them that they’re shit out of luck in that department. For […]
Quickie: Rogan Richards
This afternoon’s Woof Alert was stingy on the skin, so it only seemed appropriate to deliver an extra dose of fur and scruffiness today. Bodybuilder occasional gay porn performer Rogan Richards fulfills both of those requirements, and even if he didn’t, I would have written […]
Celebrating Our Independence With Spandex!
God bless America! God bless hot guys in sexy outfits celebrating this great nation! While pondering a way to pay tribute to our fruited plains and amber waves of grain (please tell me those are the lyrics), I hit upon using the tried and true […]

