Plain and simple, Tanner Stark is the type of guy who’s gonna get turned away at the liquor store until he’s 40 years-old. He just looks very young, despite the fact that he’s already in his early twenties. That tends to be the case with […]
Year: 2012
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Speedos
Eight out of nine guys in today’s round of iPhone Wars are wearing speedos. Given those numbers, I’m going to ignore the lone dude in a regular ol’ bathing suit and call this the “Battle of The Speedos“. It also gives me an excuse to […]
All of These Models Need To Sit On My Dick.
I would like to give a hand to whoever did the casting for Les Garçons‘ Spring/Summer 2013 show in Paris. Actually, fuck giving a hand! I’d like to give that person a really good blowjob, in the hope that he (or she)* would introduce me […]
The Most Aggressive Mall Cop EVER?
We’ve all been there! You’re just trying to have a casual phone conversation in an empty parking garage, and then some hot “douchebag mall security guy” throws you out of your car and fucks you in the bed of his pickup truck… For, um, parking […]
D E N A: “Cash, Diamond Rings, Swimming Pools”
D E N A is the stage name of Denitza Todorova, a Berlin-based Bulgarian songwriter who’s making a splash with her new single “Cash, Diamond Rings, Swimming Pools”. Her sound (and style) can best be described as “Galang”-era M.I.A. with an extra dose of 1990s […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Officer London & Prison Bitch “Fish”
Parker London is having an identity crisis, you guys! He doesn’t know whether he should be behind bars or putting other people behind bars. Within a single week, the gay porn performer has appeared in scenes as a power-hungry cop and a helpless prisoner slut. […]
Celebrity Skin: Scott Caan
Yes, that’s Scott Caan‘s face Photoshopped onto Paul Wagner‘s body. There’s a whole series of images like this somewhere, but why would you want to look at those when you can look at actual naked(ish) pictures of the Hawaii 5-0 star? Caan hasn’t shown much […]
All Types Of Yes: “Super Golden Friends”
Art director, designer, illustrator, and cutie (just going by his avatar) Kevin Bapp sent this piece of art over to Towleroad this morning. We ganked it because I can not get over how he fit the remnants of the Superfriends over the credits of The […]
An Open Letter To Brad Pitt’s Mom
Dear Jane, I am HIGHLY disappointed in you. I recently read the letter you sent to your local newspaper. In it, you expressed your anti-gay viewpoint. The document in question: I have given much thought to Richard Stoecker’s letter (“Vote for Mormon against beliefs,” June […]
I Masturbated To This Over The Weekend.
Malpractice is a movie about Dean Flynn fucking Ty Roderick upside-down, all whilst Ty licks his own dick and eventually shoots a huge, magnificent load all over his face. There might have been additional plot elements, but that’s all I noticed over the weekend when […]