That’s Chad Logan up there. He appears in two out of three of the scenes featured in today’s round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, so it only seemed fair to lead with his picture… Or, wait, maybe we’re giving him an advantage, and this introduction is […]
Year: 2012
Quickie: We’ll Stop Posting About Danell Leyva When…Ok, We’ll Never Stop Posting About Danell Leyva
Don’t you just want to use his cock like a balance beam? With your butt? Danell Leyva may not be the cutest Olympian, but he is the SEXIEST one. He’s very manly for a guy who wears footie pajamas and can spread his legs higher […]
Celebrity Skin: Gerard Butler
Today I learned Gerard Butler is no Michael Fassbender, and I’m okay with that. The Scottish actor briefly flashed dick in his 1997 film debut Her Majesty, Mrs. Brown, as he ran into the water with his costar Billy Connolly. Fun fact! The water was […]
Would You Hit That?: Nick Delpopolo
Don’t bogart the brownies, brah. This is Nick Delpopolo. He’s been kicked off the Olympic Judo team for snacking on pot brownies. You can’t eat marijuana when you’re an Olympian no matter how nom nom those brownies are and no matter how mellow they make […]
Matthew Mitcham Is The Cutest Olympian
It’s true. He just edges out Tom Daley. Tom doesn’t perform songs on a ukele on YouTube. He also isn’t a newly revealed d-bag like Ryan Lochte. Matthew MITCHAM (finally getting the spelling right, you guys do know I’m not the only fool that was […]
The “Real Man” Project: Dolan Wolf
Welcome to the very first installment of The “Real Man” Project! All through the month of August, we’ll be challenging your perception of masculinity, as twenty various performers share their thoughts on what it means to be a “real man”. We have so many marvelous […]
ARTPOP: Lady Gaga’s On To The Next Album
Capitalize it or DIE. Lady Gaga’s Tweeting about her next record. For some people, this will be a tantalizing tease to a major event. For others – “oh no, not already.” Gaga says the album will be called ARTPOP (note the tattoo), and that it […]
Today Is International Snowballing Day!
I’m just as surprised as you are that International Snowballing Day takes place in the middle of summer! I’m especially surprised considering that International Snowballing Day is a holiday I made up five seconds ago, in an effort to come up with a title for […]
Aaliyah & Drake: “Enough Said”
There have been mixed reactions to the news that Drake—he who claims to be “the first person to successfully rap and sing”—will (most likely) be acting as executive producer on a posthumous Aaliyah project. These feelings became even more muddled over the weekend, when the […]
Popular Demand: The Week In Which We Hit 200,000 “Likes” On Facebook & Fapped To Pics of Hot Olympians
Exciting news! We hit 200,000 “likes” on Facebook last week! Truth be told, this news is probably more exciting for us than it is for you, but we had to take a moment to pat ourselves on the asses and complain to HR that we […]