Not sure if it’s genetic or an overly enthusiastic makeup artist, but Andrew Corvin’s raccoon eyes are doing it for me. Pierce me with your ocular dick, Andy! Here he is in a swimwear shoot for DNA magazine. All sweaty in the jungle in very […]
Month: December 2012
Every Time Benny G Bottoms, An Angel Gets A Boner.
Meathead muscle bottom Benny G might not win this year’s Hottest Cock Slut award—and, yes, he’s obviously nominated—but we believe that his enthusiasm for cock and anal stimulation deserves to be recognized. After all, he had sex with a fucking foosball table! That shows extreme […]
OPEN POST: Nominate Your Favorite Porn Stars!
Lists like our Best Naked Male Celebs and Hottest Hairy Men of 2012 are entirely decided by page-views and overall popularity… But what about such prestigious honors as this year’s Hottest Cock Slut and the “Get Inside Me Now” award? Who picks the nominees and eventual […]
Bruno Knight: Robbed of The “Woof Alert” Top Honor?
Yesterday, we unveiled our list of the “Hottest Hairy Men of 2012“. You were quick to note a few glaring omissions from the top ten—namely Jessy Ares and Jesse Jackman—but there’s a perfectly logical explanation for their absence! Only men featured in our Woof Alert […]
Let’s Talk About Those 2013 Grammy Nominations…
It’s award season, you guys! This is the time of year when I pretend that I don’t care, yet impulsively read pieces about whether Naomi Watts will or won’t get a nomination for Best Actress. It’s also the time of the year when I complain […]
The Ten: Lukas Ridgeston Is Sexiest Man of The Moment
At the end of the day, big dicks always win! Legendary Bel Ami model Lukas Ridgeston has cock-slapped otter dreamboat Arnaud Dehaynin from the top of The Ten, where he comfortably reigned as “Sexiest Man of The Moment” for the past two weeks. Our top […]
BREAKING: Cody Cummings Comes Out of The Closet!
“I apologize to my fans for waiting so long to make this announcement,” Cody Cummings said in an exclusive press release from Next Door Studios. “You’ve all been so patient watching me expand my horizons and explore my sexuality onscreen, and while I’ve been hesitating […]
Manhunt Now: The Hottest Men Of The Week
Manhunt member w20srunner lives in one of the sluttiest cities in the US! A resident of the Chelsea area of NYC, he should consider himself lucky. There are allegedly a ton of whores that will lavish attention on his hot body. He could be that […]
Woof Alert: The Hottest Hairy Men of 2012
Was 2012 the year of the muscle bear? You might get that impression after scrolling through our round-up of the year’s top ten Woof Alert posts. Even though we showed a ton of love for scruffy otters and big boys with attitude in our weekly […]
Do You Live In One Of The Top 10 Sluttiest Cities In The US?
Are YOU the reason it’s made SeekingArrangement.com’s Top 10 Most Gay Promiscuous Cities? We saw you, meeting dudes on Manhunt and getting your ass reamed to holy hell and back! The site (which exists to help gold diggers find rich people which is so trashy […]