Lordy, Lordy, look who’s thirty-seven. It’s none other than Elgin Lumpkin, the gifted R&B singer who you perhaps know better by the name of Ginuwine. The singer made his debut in 1996 with the eternally relevant song “Pony”, a song which manages to actually sound […]
Month: October 2012
Hot Guy Solves Rubik’s Cube While Doing Push-Ups
Apologies to anyone who’s seen this already! Exactly one month ago, some dude who looks like he could model for Corbin Fisher took his shirt off and solved a Rubik’s Cube in under 25 seconds. While this might not sound as enticing as, say, Johnny […]
While We’re On The Subject of Gangbangs…
Funny thing about gangbangs! They’re nearly impossible to organize. Much as I tried to take this advice into account, my goal of getting stuffed from every angle was not accomplished this past weekend. I didn’t even get stuffed from any angle, for that matter! My […]
Thee Oh Sees: “Lupine Dominus”
My personal philosophy about strip clubs, which you are welcome to disagree with, is that the straight ones are always better, because the point of strip clubs should be to titillate and not to provide instant gratification. (Instant gratification: that’s what the internet is for.) […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Rimjobs & Rob Wilson
My biggest regret of the weekend? That I didn’t find anyone who’d try Colby Keller‘s “honey trick” with me. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then you should probably watch this video. Then you should dream about Colby’s tongue on your butt, because gosh, […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought to You By Johnny Rapid’s Taint
Happy Sunday! Since I am a crazy person, I’ve decided to celebrate my dear co-blogger J. Harvey‘s marriage with another twenty-item edition of The Cock Buffet. Since I am a selfish person, I haven’t taken his taste in men into consideration, and I just wrote […]
Caption This: The Urinal
There’s very little that’s funny about this picture. It’s just two guys standing next to one another in a public restroom, doing whatever men do when they’re in front of urinals. Are they cruising one another? Are they just peeing? Unclear! But it seemed right […]
Manhunt Man of The Week: boigeek
We know what some of you are thinking right now. How is someone who doesn’t even have a face going to be the Manhunt Man of The Week? Well, first of all, we’d just like to stress that Manhunt member boigeek does have a face. […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Skinny Dipping Gangbang Edition
I’m in a slutty mood this weekend. Now, I realize what some of you are thinking: “Aren’t you always in a slutty mood, Dewitt?” And you’re not wrong! I’m a horny bastard with a dick that never seems to quit. These are just facts, and […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Straight Friends Who Aren’t Gay But Fuck, Yadda Yadda Yadda, Joke
I could almost declare the genre of “the funny bit in which you and your straight best pal are totally fucking each other and in love and everyone knows it but you play it off as friendship” vids dead and over if they would stop making them […]

