The key to enjoying Frankie Rose‘s “Know Me” is to pretend it’s actually a song about Nomi Malone from Showgirls. Kidding, kidding! This is a solid, ’80s-infused indie-pop track that stands on its own, and Ms. Rose recently liberated the science fiction-infused music video. You […]
Month: July 2012
Suck Vs. Suck: Who Wore It Best? (Part II)
It’s time for another round of “Who Wore It Best?“, starring the jizz-hungry twinks of sketchy reality site Czech Hunter! For those of you who haven’t figured it out by now, we’re not talking about clothes, fashion or any boring crap like that. These twinks […]
Quickie: Ben Mudge
…….huh, what? Oh, right – blogging. That’s Ben Mudge. He’s a fitness model. There’s people in the world who have perfected their bodies so much that it looks like airbrushing. Mr. Mudge is one of those hard-working people. You know when you’re rolling around with […]
Celebrity Skin: Joe Manganiello’s Butt, Along With His Mysteriously Absent, Blurry Penis
Did anyone else laugh out loud during Joe Manganiello‘s werewolf sex scene on last night’s episode of True Blood? Don’t get me wrong! The scene put the “sex” in sex scene. I was sitting on my couch with a raging erection watching JoMang (don’t judge […]
Would You Hit That?: Michael Urie
Aw, remember Ugly Betty? Michael Urie played sorta evil gay Marc St. James on the popular dramedy. And we love it when an openly “queer” actor lands himself another big series. Urie’s starring in the new sitcom Partners, by the Will & Grace people. So […]
Tim Tebow Is Aware Of His Sexy
Don’t lie and say he’s not a sexy bitch, but dude is aware of his appearance which is kinda blechy. Christ warrior Tim Tebow debuted with the New York Jets at their first public training, and gave everyone a few thrillies by running topless in […]
This Is More Exciting To Me Than The Olympics
I’m already sick of hearing about the Olympics. This isn’t something I’m proud to admit, and I’m not even sure where all this animosity is coming from. It’s just, well, can I go an hour on Facebook or Twitter without having every update be about […]
Those New Apple Commercials Suck, But At Least The New Spokesguy Is Cute
Shit got real in my household during Friday night’s Olympic Opening Ceremonies. Those new Apple ads aired, and my partner became incensed. He’s a complete and total MacHead. He could talk about Apple products until you got the gas can and a match to use […]
Luke Milan & Tanner Wayne: An Extremely Hot Flip-Fuck
How is it possible that we’ve taken this long to devote an entire post (or at least half of it) to Luke Milan? The man is frickin’ gorgeous, hung as fuck and equipped with a beautiful pair of low-hangers. We’re embarrassed that he only made […]
Big Dipper & Rica-Shay: “Summertime Realness”
I get a little randy every time I listen to Big Dipper‘s raps, so pardon me if you feel any vibrations while reading this post. That’s just me humping the computer screen so hard that you can feel it, as I daydream about Big Dipper’s […]