If you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, “Gee, I’d really like to watch a hot guy eating a cheeseburger”, then you’re in for a treat! Apparently, somebody decided it’d be a good idea to make a three-minute video of, you guessed it… […]
Month: January 2012
Hot Flash: Elvis di Fazio
It has recently come to my attention that I’m a leg man. This may seem like a strangely delayed revelation for someone who writes about sex all day, but I’ve spent so long thinking I’m an ass man (and I still am) that it’s never […]
Why Doesn’t This Ever Happen In Boston?
That’s what my cubicle neighbor asked as we watched this. He wasn’t talking about the song, cuz’ – yikes. He was talking about three gay porn stars walking down the street as naked as possible while filming a music video. San Francisco has seen it […]
Nicki Minaj: “Stupid Hoe”
The new Nicki Minaj video is very good! Very good in the sense that it’s aesthetically similar to a bad photo shoot on America’s Next Top Model, but I enjoyed it so haters can suck a bag of dicks at the end of this run-on […]
Popular Demand: Michael Fassbender’s Cock + Zac Efron’s Face = A Few of Your Favorite Things
Dwell on that visual for a bit – Michael Fassbender‘s cock + Zac Efron‘s face. It’s a really nice visual. Sadly, these things didn’t happen at the same time, but they did provide the content for our Most Popular, Most Discussed & Most Tweeted posts […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Sean
Yes, this is the second post about Corbin Fisher in the span of one weekend. There’s a reason! The site is celebrating their eighth anniversary this year, and we thought we’d join in on the celebration by… er, masturbating copiously to their scenes? I mean, […]
Caption This: Rainbow Penis
Okay, so we’re technically not sure what’s going on here, but it seemed appropriate for our Caption This series. Penises! They’re hilarious. If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries […]
Unlockables: What Makes A Good Manhunt Profile Pic?
I promise this isn’t lazy blogging. After last weekend’s “Wilson” post*, I had to ask myself whether I’d hook up with someone without a face picture (or a series of pics in which his face is blocked). It turns out the answer is “Yes”. Admittedly, […]
Everything Butt: Aiden
To celebrate the eighth anniversary of Corbin Fisher, this weekend’s Everything Butt and Cock-A-Doodle Do Me posts will be exclusively devoted to the site’s models. Truthfully, we didn’t have to think too hard when it came to choosing an ass to highlight. The answer came […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Parking Brake Romance
You sort of want to slap these two at first for being so skeeved out about their hands meeting at the parking brake. But, as they both keep their hands locked together, you notice that they’re slowly coming around to “what if?” When they finally […]